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ThingerDudes
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Re: 100
that's not racist, this is racist:
A tribe of native people capture an american, a russian, and a polack. They tell them they will give them one item to try to escape with, but if they are captured they will be made into a canoe. The american asks for a gun and runs around shooting natives until he runs out of bullets and is captured and made into a canoe. The russian asks for a horse and rides off but is ambushed and made into a canoe. The polack asks for a fork and the chief says, why would you want that. The polack whines, I want a fork! so the tribe leader gives him a fork. He imediatly begins stabbing himself with it yelling "TRY MAKING A CANOE OUT OF ME NOW!"
that keja, is racism
A tribe of native people capture an american, a russian, and a polack. They tell them they will give them one item to try to escape with, but if they are captured they will be made into a canoe. The american asks for a gun and runs around shooting natives until he runs out of bullets and is captured and made into a canoe. The russian asks for a horse and rides off but is ambushed and made into a canoe. The polack asks for a fork and the chief says, why would you want that. The polack whines, I want a fork! so the tribe leader gives him a fork. He imediatly begins stabbing himself with it yelling "TRY MAKING A CANOE OUT OF ME NOW!"
that keja, is racism
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Re: 100
hey I'll be the judge of what is racist and what isn't racist! 
(everything's racist by the way)
(everything's racist by the way)
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Re: 100
no, but offensive would be
what do you call a group of mexicans pushing a car up a hill?
grand theft auto
what do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
an avalanche
what do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill?
Jailbrake
what do you call a bunch of black people gathered at night?
The Krazy Kracker Killers
*I'll remove any jokes if you want me too*
what do you call a group of mexicans pushing a car up a hill?
grand theft auto
what do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
an avalanche
what do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill?
Jailbrake
what do you call a bunch of black people gathered at night?
The Krazy Kracker Killers
*I'll remove any jokes if you want me too*
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Re: 100
A black guy walks into a bar. He sits down with his friends, buys a round of drinks like everyone else and generally has a good time. He leaves later on with no fuss whatsoever and goes home.
Did you hear about the Irishman who came over to Britain? He helped build roads for the convenience of the British citizens and they were very grateful.
Did you hear about the Irishman who came over to Britain? He helped build roads for the convenience of the British citizens and they were very grateful.
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular
Of nothing in particular
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Re: 100
Then uneat them, quick!... 
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[Full story]Arkannine wrote:Mexico is the only country in the world in which Mexicans are born.