The Wishing Game
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Your wish is granted, but they're all on one side.
I wish for a baby that can juggle.
I wish for a baby that can juggle.
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular
Of nothing in particular
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Your wish is granted, but the baby is a zombie.
I wish for a new left hand on my left arm.
I wish for a new left hand on my left arm.
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Your wish is granted, but the hand is upside-down.
I wish for rock-hard abs.
I wish for rock-hard abs.
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Your wish is granted, but their lava first.
I wish for Megan Fox as my girlfriend.
I wish for Megan Fox as my girlfriend.
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I'm cool like a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce
I'm cool like a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce
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Your wish is granted but she has toe thumbs.
I wish Megan fox didn't have toe thumbs.
I wish Megan fox didn't have toe thumbs.
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your wish is granted but now her face is ugly and all the world's straight male/lesbian population is mad at you 
I wish Keja would stop saying toe thumbs.
I wish Keja would stop saying toe thumbs.

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Your wish is granted... Toe thumbs!
I wish Thinger liked toethumbs
I wish Thinger liked toethumbs
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Of nothing in particular
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Your wish is granted, but now he doesn't like ASDF 
I wish for a less violent world...
I wish for a less violent world...
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Your wish is granted, except for Australia and New Zealand are now at war...
I wish firefox knew that the Zeland part of New Zealand was spelled right...
I wish firefox knew that the Zeland part of New Zealand was spelled right...

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Your wish is granted as soon as you install the British English dictionary.
I wish I was a Belgian girl with 56 star tattoos on my face.
I wish I was a Belgian girl with 56 star tattoos on my face.
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Your wish is granted but the tattoo's match your skin tone...
I wish I didn't have to shave for work...
I wish I didn't have to shave for work...

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Your wish is granted, but the women don't shave for work either, and they're wearing skirts.
I wish for a Bad Monkey Fighter Wallet.
I wish for a Bad Monkey Fighter Wallet.
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(they wear pants and I don't find any of them attractive anyway HA!)
Your wish is granted but you have to buy one...
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener...
Your wish is granted but you have to buy one...
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener...

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Your wish is granted, but I don't know what that is, so I'm assuming it's the guy with the sausages for arms from the Cow and Chicken cartoon show. you are now that guy.
I wish they still showed it on TV.
I wish they still showed it on TV.
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- ThingerDudes
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your wish is granted but they change the concept of the show to teaching kids how to cook chicken and beef.
I wish my wrist didn't hurt.
I wish my wrist didn't hurt.

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Your wish is granted, but everyone knows what you've been doing.
I wish I had a backwards b.
I wish I had a backwards b.
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Your wish is granted, now you mess up typing.
I wish for MALE DOMINANCE FTW.
I wish for MALE DOMINANCE FTW.
One hour a day, one day a week.
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You're wish is not granted. women are greater.
I wish for a shoe with seven laces.
I wish for a shoe with seven laces.
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Of nothing in particular
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your wish is granted, but it's made of wood and it's not sanded down smoothly.
I wish for gloves.
I wish for gloves.

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Your wish is granted, but everyone knows what you are going to do with them.
I didn't know.
I didn't know.
I am the son and heir
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Of nothing in particular
