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Re: ASDF Help Thread.

Post by ??? » Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:03 am

what wrote:Hello, asdf.com. I have a problem.

I'm consuming too much cherry. What should I do?
consume less cherry.
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Re: ASDF Help Thread.

Post by what » Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:13 am

But... but I can't just do it! :(
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Re: ASDF Help Thread.

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:46 pm

consume 1 less cherry every day! (Important: only do this until you reach 0)
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Re: ASDF Help Thread.

Post by ThingerDudes » Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:48 pm

I would say that eating too many cherries is not a problem, as long as you eat other things too.
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Re: ASDF Help Thread.

Post by Shai'tan » Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:28 am

Does this make you want to eat cherries?

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Re: ASDF Help Thread.

Post by keja » Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:34 am

Does anyone have a real problem?
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Re: ASDF Help Thread.

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sun Apr 26, 2009 10:21 am

I have a problem, do you know what a question mark is.
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Re: ASDF Help Thread.

Post by keja » Sun Apr 26, 2009 11:05 am

Yes?
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Post by patrick2456 » Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:48 pm

Maybe?
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Re: ASDF Help Thread.

Post by CX gamer » Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:50 pm

I know you are, but what am I?!...
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Re: ASDF Help Thread.

Post by ThingerDudes » Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:25 pm

I'm scared. How did you know?
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Post by CX gamer » Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:28 pm

Well I'm less then 900 posts away from being ASDF... Then I'll be almighty... 8)
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Post by ThingerDudes » Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:59 pm

I thought you needed 35000+ posts to be ASDF.....
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Re: ASDF Help Thread.

Post by keja » Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:57 am

He forgot about ASDF's poster child.
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Re: ASDF Help Thread.

Post by Shai'tan » Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:48 pm

And this thread is not for spamming, please do not violate the rules!
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Re: ASDF Help Thread.

Post by keja » Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:57 pm

I have a problem. Should I file my Iggy and the Stooges album under I for Iggy or S for Stooges?
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Post by Shai'tan » Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:09 pm

I for Iggy...
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Post by hobobuster » Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:36 am

I have a bit of a problem. I have turned away someone i cared deeply about and made them completely hate me all because of my selfishness and stupidity. I ...think.. I have changed. I feel i have. but i cant prove it to that person because they have blocked me out completely- which i rightly deserve btw. So i guess my question is...how do i get them to hear me out? To work with me to fix the problem?
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Re: ASDF Help Thread.

Post by Shai'tan » Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:06 am

Hmm... That's a hard one, especially if you can't get in touch with the person in question, but you could try to tell him/her that you're sorry?
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Re: ASDF Help Thread.

Post by DomTar275 » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:20 am

oooh, here's a good one, maybe you should take a hint and leave them alone.
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