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Peemore · Post by **Peemore** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:06 pm

Hi guys, this is a topic. Let's make it fun, shall we?

Ok, I like to pronounce scissors as skizzors.

Doctor What · Post by **Doctor What** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:22 pm

I spell "skillz" with a z. Even at school. On paper.

JKL;!!!!! · Post by **JKL;!!!!!** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:31 pm

szillk?

Doctor What · Post by **Doctor What** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:39 pm

You definately do not have skillz.

DomTar275 · Post by **DomTar275** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:45 am

I think JKL;!!!!! tried to spell "silk".

soloman · Post by **soloman** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:51 am

i spell phail with a ph.

Post by **CX gamer** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:55 am

Don't we all?!...

Sun Oct 20, 2019 5:22 pm

scissors sounds weird.

Irrelevant Story Man · Post by **Irrelevant Story Man** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:46 pm

Although I read your advertisement, I'm afraid I must refuse to post in this topic.

Sun Oct 20, 2019 5:22 pm

What are you going to do instead?

Irrelevant Story Man · Post by **Irrelevant Story Man** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:07 pm

I haven't decided yet. I have plenty of work left to do, so that means I've done a pretty good job procrastinating so far.

None the less, I have an entirely irrelevant story for all to enjoy:

I was at a fancy party the other day, not that I wanted to be there, of course. I had hours upon hours of time to spend upon talking to people I didn't like, staring at the walls and eating questionable foods. I decided to go for the later and hit the desert table. While in truth I could have grabbed a plate and simply taken one of everything, I decided to make certain to beat [i]around[/i] the bush several times before going ahead and beating the bush itself.

After several minutes of staring at the foods, I picked up what seemed to be a brownie-like substance in between two gram crackers. "Safe and simple," I thought as I popped it into my mouth only to find out that the brownie-like substance was filled with assorted nuts, raisins and other misc. things I didn't like. Apparently, this was also the prime time for random people to start conversations with me.

Oh I had no intention of finishing the vile treat, so after minutes of shrugging people off in search of a trash can and answering questions with nods, grunts and Fonzie-esque thumbs-up signs, I had come to the conclusion that there wasn't a single trash can in the entire building. Using my cleverness and a napkin, I spit it out and left it on someone else's table. They deserved it for bringing a dessert like that to the party anyways...not that I have any idea whether it was their table or not. Oh well. THE END.

Post by **atomtengeralattjaro** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:22 pm

Bah. Partays suck.
I mean, partays that you don't fit in.
And with sucky cookies.
But you should've just get drunk and sing with people.. and tell them stupid things.. that always helps.

Irrelevant Story Man · Post by **Irrelevant Story Man** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:38 pm

Unfortunately there was no alcohol at said party, or I would've been done five minutes after stepping through the doorway. I don't sing, either. I'm that enigmatic and cynical, yet elegantly-dressed guy who shows up at parties because he feels guilty about not going, but doesn't actually want to be there.

The last party was a different story, however. I'm not sure what happened after I located the free booze, but I was told there was classy music and dancing. All I remember was being hungry and consuming an entire box of crackers.

Post by **CX gamer** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:44 pm

You should write a book about that...

JKL;!!!!! · Post by **JKL;!!!!!** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:58 pm

or a story!

Post by **CX gamer** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:04 pm

... I get it!... An Irrelevant Story!...

That'd would be great!...

JKL;!!!!! · Post by **JKL;!!!!!** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:46 pm

once upon a time, this dude said i'm kewl.

Doctor What · Post by **Doctor What** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:47 pm

If we all started spelling kewl (as in cool) like you spell it, then would it eventually change?

Post by **atomtengeralattjaro** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:02 pm

no, the Earth would start spinning upside down.

Doctor What · Post by **Doctor What** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:40 pm

It would be kewl.