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Post by **atomtengeralattjaro** » Wed May 14, 2008 8:16 pm

we'll see.. I'm not good at poems..

Post by **CX gamer** » Wed May 14, 2008 8:29 pm

I noticed...

Garbaladoticed...

Irrelevant Story Man · Post by **Irrelevant Story Man** » Wed May 14, 2008 8:56 pm

Poems? POEMS?!

I don't write no stinking poems, but I do have a mildly amusing story about them.

CUE THE WAVY SCREEN TRANSITION!

So, a few years ago, I took a course on creative writing to help better my story-writing skills. Apparently, it was rather difficult to be accepted to due to the mass quantity of people who wanted to take it--none the less, I got in.

Well, turns out I was one of about three guys in this class which consisted of probably close to thirty people, and unfortunately most of them were more interested in the poetry aspect of the class than the story aspect. Well, for the longest while I and the other members of the Man Corner, who were also there for story writing, had to find new ways to keep ourselves entertained.

Every once in a while, the instructor would do a poetry reading in-class, and one at a time everyone would come to the front, read their poems, and get "warm fuzzies" from everyone when they were done. "Warm fuzzies" were good/constructive comments written on a piece of paper. Being as narcissistic, pessimistic and disinterested in poetry as I was, I'd pre-write all of my comments prior to even hearing the poems and when the people would come by to collect my "warm fuzzy", I'd just whip one off the stack and hand it to them without the slightest idea of what it said. After a while, this group of women stands up and complains to the instructor about how they all got the same comment, and I and the people around me burst out laughing--although off the bat everyone in the room knew it was me.

After that complaint, I spent a little more effort pre-writing my comments--changing it from "Good/bad poem/story", to "Super Action, Marvelously Done, Good Stuff," and other giant scribbles of hard-to-read words to make people think I actually listen to what they said. Comments that would make people think "What the hell does that mean?" upon reading them.

I didn't write a single poem for the entire year of that class, but my horror/fantasy/action stories were so damn good that I still aced it in the end and even got a recognition award.

JKL;!!!!! · Post by **JKL;!!!!!** » Wed May 14, 2008 11:57 pm

nice!

Post by **TheDudeManJohn** » Thu May 15, 2008 3:58 pm

hahahahah sounds like me....i so would have been in the corner back there with you.........................all i right is fantasy and horror and tons of humor.....i can do poems but they suck............lol sorta like a bad rap song lolololol............but most of my stuff pushed the envelope when i took creative writing.....storys such as the island of big busty topless amazon woman taking the stranded seaman to the "insemination chambers" lololol and the play where mr memory laps (has no name....cant remember it) goes to the store to get..... gum....forgets his pants....gets there forgets what he was supposed to get finds josh the mr clean everything must be in order man off to buy milk trapped against the glass by some giant fat huge smelly hairy woman who cant fit down the isle and trying to "squeeze" by josh.....so mr memory laps has to save the day.....so he grabs a lobster out of the lobster tank does a zorro pose and screams like a mad man (hes still wearing no pants mind you) and charges the fat lady and starts beating her with the lobster....thus saving josh and starting their new friendship.....that mr memory laps will forget about by tomorrow...... lolololol

JKL;!!!!! · Post by **JKL;!!!!!** » Thu May 15, 2008 11:58 pm

...
random people!

congrats!

Post by **TheDudeManJohn** » Fri May 16, 2008 3:37 pm

oh and that play.....me and my friend josh wrote togeather and acted it out lololololololol

JKL;!!!!! · Post by **JKL;!!!!!** » Fri May 16, 2008 10:40 pm

did you perform it in front of the school? lol

Post by **TheDudeManJohn** » Sat May 17, 2008 3:03 am

yeah........i couldn't be in my underwear.....................i would have they knew it so the specifically said leave it out..............lol so i put on some elastic shorts........lol and rolled up the waist band real high lolololololololol and screamed like a girl....one of those horror movie extras screams lololol and wailed on this really tall girl with stuffed clothes with a stuffed animal lololololol

Sun Oct 20, 2019 5:22 pm

remind me to read those long posts sometime..

JKL;!!!!! · Post by **JKL;!!!!!** » Sat May 17, 2008 9:43 pm

*reminds*

Irrelevant Story Man · Post by **Irrelevant Story Man** » Sat May 17, 2008 10:40 pm

Bah, these posts aren't long--at least not to me, although that's probably because I write 1,000 words, read/edit 40 pages, study up on another language (Arabic right now) and read for enjoyment every day.

Reeding is gud 4 j00.

JKL;!!!!! · Post by **JKL;!!!!!** » Sun May 18, 2008 3:41 am

er u serten tat reedin es god 4 u?

.,.,.,., · Post by **.,.,.,.,** » Sun May 18, 2008 5:28 am

i dontt speak that language. please use english

Sun Oct 20, 2019 5:22 pm

but reading from the CRT screen isn't g00d..

Post by **TheDudeManJohn** » Sun May 18, 2008 4:55 pm

yeah i do a lot of role plays.....and right storys and working on my first book.....and i read a ton on my spare time.....none of those posts are long and mine was relatively short for my standards.....

JKL;!!!!! · Post by **JKL;!!!!!** » Tue May 20, 2008 2:50 am

may i see your first book ™?

??? · Post by **???** » Tue May 20, 2008 3:56 am

CX gamer wrote:Read his first post...

I like stuff!
Because stuff = ASDF...
But I felt like ^ that was a long poll option too...

becasue ASDF = everything, and everything = stuff

Post by **CX gamer** » Tue May 20, 2008 8:19 pm

Fact!... JKL; is not nothing!...
ASDF = everything = nothing...

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JKL;!!!!! · Post by **JKL;!!!!!** » Wed May 21, 2008 2:00 am

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