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Hey Everyone! (ASDF theory)

Post by Vladimir » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:16 pm

Hey everyone, How's it going?

Just wanted to introduce myself on the forum, name's Vladimir, or well...
If you'd like real name, Nick. I was introduced by a friend to the ways of
ASDF.

What a shock!

I was amazed at all the truths! What seemed to be a simple combination
of letters wound up being so much more! It was appearing everywhere,
on my keyboard, on my e-mail subjects, in html format!
_____________________________________________________________

My story...

I had to dig deeper, I had to search for the one truth that was ASDF.


I labored intensely, into the deep dark night... The name, the name! The
first clue was hidden within the name!

A...S...D...F

Converted to the location within the alphabet.

1...19...4...6

1/1946
or
January, 1946.

ASDF is peaceful: January 10, 1946, ASDF created the United
Nations. For when JKL; is destroyed, peace must be kept all across this
world.
ASDF is Genius: On the same day, ASDF commands Project Diana,
a plan to bounce Radar waves off the Moon, measuring the exact
distance between the earth and the moon and proving that the
communication was possible between the earth and outer space,
effectively opening the space age.

I question the choice of the name, Diana. Perhaps it represents the D,
within ASDF.

ASDF is Cautious: January 29, The Central Intelligence Group is
created. Perhaps it's original intent was to keep tabs on JKL;?

We must know the enemy that is JKL;, I tried the same test again,
this time on JKL;.


10... 11.. 12...

; is the sixteenth number in the list of symbols you may choose when text
messaging. Be cautious! Surely this is no coincidence! JKL; has
infiltrated your cellular phone!


Therefore, 10...11...12...16

October 11, 1216

I took a look at the sudden deaths, and evils committed. Only seven days
later than that date, John of England was finally killed due to dysentery...


It's my belief that he'd been infected by JKL; on October 11, 1216 as an
act of vengence! John signed the Magna Carta, a document that limited
his power and that is popularly regarded as an early first step in the
evolution of modern democracy. Democracy is the enemy of JKL;, of
course he'd kill for it!


JKL; placed the Henry III in power only a day later. Henry III was
extravagant; when his first child, Prince Edward, was born, Henry
demanded that Londoners bring him rich gifts to celebrate. He even sent
back gifts that did not please him. Matthew Paris reported that some
said, "God gave us this child, but the king sells him to us."

It's my belief that JKL; gave him the crown, as Henry is notoriously
greedy. But, in exchange for what? For what?! This conspiracy lies
deeper, but I need your help!

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Post by Gundam_M3ister » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:23 pm

Ingenious.
It's a fallacy to think that "natural" means "healthful"; after all, the deadly poison arsenic is completely natural.
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Post by Vladimir » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:25 pm

Perhaps... But there must be more!?
You must remember, it is only light which creates shadow.

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Post by Gundam_M3ister » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:31 pm

Well...
Henry VIII was insane.
Does that have anything to do with this?
It's a fallacy to think that "natural" means "healthful"; after all, the deadly poison arsenic is completely natural.
Suntro wrote:The media doesn't exist kids.
Don't let Atom frighten you.
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Post by JKL;!!!!! » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:22 pm

actually Henry VIII didn't get killed by me...
that was Henry VII, Henry VIII isn't that important... :twisted:

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Post by Gundam_M3ister » Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:03 pm

Oh my...
D:
It's a fallacy to think that "natural" means "healthful"; after all, the deadly poison arsenic is completely natural.
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Post by Kellizaber » Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:36 pm

♫ wrote:I’m Henry the eighth I am
Henry the eighth I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She’s been married seven times before
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Post by Gundam_M3ister » Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:42 pm

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It's a fallacy to think that "natural" means "healthful"; after all, the deadly poison arsenic is completely natural.
Suntro wrote:The media doesn't exist kids.
Don't let Atom frighten you.
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Post by Vladimir » Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:42 pm

Now, Now it makes sense! Henry III sold control of all those monarchs with his name for the crown! Every Henry has been touched by the taint of JKL;!

I must research further.
You must remember, it is only light which creates shadow.

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Post by Gundam_M3ister » Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:44 pm

I told you! *points finger at*
It's a fallacy to think that "natural" means "healthful"; after all, the deadly poison arsenic is completely natural.
Suntro wrote:The media doesn't exist kids.
Don't let Atom frighten you.
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Post by Yuryeong » Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:38 am

Where???
I wrote:Hey, you! Why you keep calling yourself "I"???

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Post by JKL;!!!!! » Tue Apr 01, 2008 4:07 am

at :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :oops:

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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:17 am

henries look like swimming trainers..
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Post by hobobuster » Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:17 pm

welcome vladimir or nick, whichever you prefer!

and very interesting theory.... :shock:
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Leave a comment, leave a rant, or just leave some love, but be honest, I'm not afraid of criticsm! :D

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Post by Yuryeong » Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:18 pm

You must be son of ASDF!
I wrote:Hey, you! Why you keep calling yourself "I"???

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Post by MrFullSwing » Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:16 pm

that's exactly what it is!!! >:o
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Post by TheDudeManJohn » Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:27 pm

its all bull shit and your all going to hell for delving so deep into the history of JKL; DOOM TO YOU ALL!!!!!!!...............






and hey nick
Forum based roleplays


.......do exist.
http://forums.asdf.com/viewtopic.php?f= ... 97#p455997

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Post by Yuryeong » Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:29 pm

Why are you so bad? :cry:
I wrote:Hey, you! Why you keep calling yourself "I"???

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Post by TheDudeManJohn » Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:31 pm

lol im not i just thought we needed a supporter for the other side.....................WAIT DOES THAT MEAN I SUPPORT JKL; OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM GOING TO HELL




and im the friend that introduced nah nah nick nah nick nick nick....nickelodeon
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.......do exist.
http://forums.asdf.com/viewtopic.php?f= ... 97#p455997

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Post by Yuryeong » Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:33 pm

You need to go to the ASDF church to save yourself!!!
I wrote:Hey, you! Why you keep calling yourself "I"???

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