ASDF awards question

[Anonymously Famous]

My suggestion: Funniest member

[Dreams]

They have a suggestions thread out now!

[ThingerDudes]

also, Shakespeare.

funny impression of keja that was said by one handsome purple emu

[atomtengeralattjaro]

you weren't an emu back then! you were temp keja!
and temp keja doesn't exist anymore, so i can steal his jokes.

[ThingerDudes]

temp keja was one handsome purple emu...I miss temp keja...

[dewero]

btw what happened to keja?

[W/E]

I'm a trashcan.

Sorry.

Anyway, I love them awards, haven't won one since that "biggest manboobs" I got las week

[dewero]

...o.O

[assdef]

btw what happened to keja?

I killed him. I then took half of his body and chopped it up into small pieces I let dry out and put the dry keja pieces into a tea bag and brewed some tea. The other half of him I used as an ingredient to make crumpets.

I then proceeded to sit and drink kejatea and eat kejacrumpets while listening to David Bowie and reading Shakespeare.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

The Englishmanizational Rite! It has been banished for centuries, for it is all powerful and sacred and cursed!!

[dewero]

btw what happened to keja?

I killed him. I then took half of his body and chopped it up into small pieces I let dry out and put the dry keja pieces into a tea bag and brewed some tea. The other half of him I used as an ingredient to make crumpets.

I then proceeded to sit and drink kejatea and eat kejacrumpets while listening to David Bowie and reading Shakespeare.

Well why didn't you invite me?