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[atomtengeralattjaro]

pachebel's cannon should be a literary thingamajig like chekhov's gun

Yes, and it should mean the principle that every post in a thread should make you feel inadequate about your classical music knowledge.

Or maybe not. There is, after all, more than one way to fillet a red herring using Occam's razor.

[Froggychum]

okay stop or i destroy the left using pure evolutionary logic

[Ml08180]

pachebel's cannon should be a literary thingamajig like chekhov's gun

Yes, and it should mean the principle that every post in a thread should make you feel inadequate about your classical music knowledge.

Or maybe not. There is, after all, more than one way to fillet a red herring using Occam's razor.

Jesus shaves

[Froggychum]

man how old is that comedy? in these days you gotta be rapidfyre with dem laffs

i couldnt stand it for 10s which is what they say the window is

[Ml08180]

It's taken from one of David Sedaris' books so it wasn't really meant for stand-up. Also that's pretty fast by NPR standards

[assdef]

pachebel's cannon should be a literary thingamajig like chekhov's gun

Yes, and it should mean the principle that every post in a thread should make you feel inadequate about your classical music knowledge.

Or maybe not. There is, after all, more than one way to fillet a red herring using Occam's razor.

Jesus shaves

TL;DW

Also, Jesus has sooooo much beard. Here, here, here, here, and here.

[Ml08180]

white jesus must not be a fan of razors

[keja]

I can take them or leave them.

[Ml08180]

What if you take half now and put the rest in a high-interest shaving savings account?

[atomtengeralattjaro]

That account wouldn't account for much, on account of the bank shaving off their bank fees from your shavings...

[Ml08180]

sounds like those shaving savings I've been slaving for got sliced into

[ThingerDudes]

banks are a scam anyway use your shavings for the now because that beard looks patchy

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Patching a patchy beard with shavings? is that a Life Hack ™ ?

[Ml08180]

Just an update patch to fix the bugs

[assdef]

They are not bugs. They are features.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

All insects are features, but not all features are insects.

[vraiment]

so if humans are maggots, then some humans are features?

[assdef]

Yes, once they exit the larva stage, they become features.

[Ml08180]

You can tell the difference by the wing to leg ratio

[Uly]

banks are a scam

I feel like a lot more people in my generation have become a lot less trusting of banks and other financial institutions since the 2008 mortgage crisis