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illegalben
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Hey

Post by illegalben » Tue Dec 28, 2010 5:08 am

Cool site.

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Ml08180
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Re: Hey

Post by Ml08180 » Wed Dec 29, 2010 5:09 pm

Welcome to asdf Forums, may I take your order?

nice to meet you ben, hopefully you'll stick around a while :P
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Re: Hey

Post by Arkannine » Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:42 pm

Just don't do anything illegal.
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Ml08180
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Re: Hey

Post by Ml08180 » Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:52 pm

Don't do any unlegal things either.
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Re: Hey

Post by keja » Wed Dec 29, 2010 8:31 pm

Actually do, or you'll be forever known as a liar.
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Re: Hey

Post by Ml08180 » Wed Dec 29, 2010 8:32 pm

but if he does he'll forever be known as a criminal, which is worse...

...I smell confusion...
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Re: Hey

Post by assdef » Thu Dec 30, 2010 2:34 am

Someone call customs, we have an illegal to deport.

Uh, I mean, welcome to ASDF forums! ASDF will take care of you from now on*!

*As long as you have an uncommon marketable skill and can find a job and not be a drain on our society.
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Re: Hey

Post by dewero » Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:13 pm

Ml08180 wrote:Welcome to asdf Forums, may I take your order?

nice to meet you ben, hopefully you'll stick around a while :P
Is asdf Forums trademarked?
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. - Laurence J. Peter

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Ml08180
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Re: Hey

Post by Ml08180 » Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:59 am

of course, it's under license by asdf incorporated, a branch of the asdf partnership.
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Re: Hey

Post by dewero » Wed Jan 05, 2011 9:45 pm

Positions and stuff? Staff members?
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Re: Hey

Post by Ml08180 » Thu Jan 06, 2011 3:18 am

I'm not sure, but I hear it's run by an AI on a submarine, a submarine, and a ninja.
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Re: Hey

Post by vraiment » Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:27 am

I'm a salesman! :D
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Re: Hey

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Jan 06, 2011 10:59 am

what do you sell? soap?
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Re: Hey

Post by keja » Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:00 pm

Beans, ponchos and pointy hats.
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Re: Hey

Post by Ml08180 » Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:03 pm

keja wrote:Beans, ponchos and pointy hats.
I like beans, ponchos, and pointy hats! 20 orders of everything Vrai!
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Re: Hey

Post by vraiment » Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:38 pm

keja wrote:Beans, ponchos and pointy hats.
wait, that's racist!
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keja wrote:Beans, ponchos and pointy hats.
I like beans, ponchos, and pointy hats! 20 orders of everything Vrai!
you'll pay with plastic or cash?
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Re: Hey

Post by assdef » Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:05 am

I hear JKL;, LLC is attempting a hostile takeover of ASDF, Inc. Their board of directors is not very friendly.

We should issue some more stock and dilute ownership to maintain control.
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Re: Hey

Post by ThingerDudes » Fri Jan 07, 2011 1:43 pm

damn. no hostile takeover via nuclear weaponry?
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Re: Hey

Post by vraiment » Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:17 pm

and what should I do with all these nuclear-shelters?
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Re: Hey

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:23 pm

i'll nuke them..
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