All things asdf (and anything else)
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illegalben
- ASDF-ville inhabitant

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by illegalben » Tue Dec 28, 2010 5:08 am
Cool site.
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Ml08180
- JKL;'s Nightmare

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by Ml08180 » Wed Dec 29, 2010 5:09 pm
Welcome to asdf Forums
™, may I take your order?
nice to meet you ben, hopefully you'll stick around a while

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Arkannine
- ASDF Warlord

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by Arkannine » Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:42 pm
Just don't do anything illegal.
assdef wrote:I've seen a number of Cocks in my days.
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Ml08180
- JKL;'s Nightmare

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by Ml08180 » Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:52 pm
Don't do any unlegal things either.
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keja
- Space Cowboy
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by keja » Wed Dec 29, 2010 8:31 pm
Actually do, or you'll be forever known as a liar.
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular
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Ml08180
- JKL;'s Nightmare

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by Ml08180 » Wed Dec 29, 2010 8:32 pm
but if he does he'll forever be known as a criminal, which is worse...
...I smell confusion...
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assdef
- JKL;'s Nightmare

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by assdef » Thu Dec 30, 2010 2:34 am
Someone call customs, we have an illegal to deport.
Uh, I mean, welcome to ASDF forums! ASDF will take care of you from now on*!
*As long as you have an uncommon marketable skill and can find a job and not be a drain on our society.
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dewero
- ASDF Prophet

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by dewero » Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:13 pm
Ml08180 wrote:Welcome to asdf Forums
™, may I take your order?
nice to meet you ben, hopefully you'll stick around a while

Is asdf Forums trademarked?
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. - Laurence J. Peter
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Ml08180
- JKL;'s Nightmare

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by Ml08180 » Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:59 am
of course, it's under license by asdf incorporated, a branch of the asdf partnership.
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dewero
- ASDF Prophet

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by dewero » Wed Jan 05, 2011 9:45 pm
Positions and stuff? Staff members?
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. - Laurence J. Peter
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Ml08180
- JKL;'s Nightmare

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by Ml08180 » Thu Jan 06, 2011 3:18 am
I'm not sure, but I hear it's run by an AI on a submarine, a submarine, and a ninja.
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vraiment
- JKL;'s Nightmare

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by vraiment » Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:27 am
I'm a salesman!

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keja
- Space Cowboy
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by keja » Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:00 pm
Beans, ponchos and pointy hats.
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular
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Ml08180
- JKL;'s Nightmare

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by Ml08180 » Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:03 pm
keja wrote:Beans, ponchos and pointy hats.
I like beans, ponchos, and pointy hats! 20 orders of everything Vrai!
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vraiment
- JKL;'s Nightmare

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by vraiment » Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:38 pm
keja wrote:Beans, ponchos and pointy hats.
wait, that's racist!
Ml08180 wrote:keja wrote:Beans, ponchos and pointy hats.
I like beans, ponchos, and pointy hats! 20 orders of everything Vrai!
you'll pay with plastic or cash?
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assdef
- JKL;'s Nightmare

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by assdef » Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:05 am
I hear JKL;, LLC is attempting a hostile takeover of ASDF, Inc. Their board of directors is not very friendly.
We should issue some more stock and dilute ownership to maintain control.
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ThingerDudes
- ASDF Warlord

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by ThingerDudes » Fri Jan 07, 2011 1:43 pm
damn. no hostile takeover via nuclear weaponry?
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vraiment
- JKL;'s Nightmare

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by vraiment » Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:17 pm
and what should I do with all these nuclear-shelters?