of cupcakes and pumpguns

[Gamma]

Of what? Nothing. That's what. Nothing.

[keja]

Can't you see the difference?

I'm living by Ali's method. You're being a dick.

[cyan]

Ali is inspirational. now he has Parkinson's.

but I'm sure you're not following his exact method.

[keja]

Yeah, I don't get punched in the face for my job like he did.

[Gamma]

You don't get punched in the face by anyone because you're sitting in your little cardboard box commanding the people who have fallen in love with you to go do your dirty work. THEY'RE the ones who get punched in the face.

[keja]

Seriously, do you have a sydrome or something?

[qwertzuiop]

Why does somebody always have to start flaming with keja? keja is one of the most important parts of ASDF, and you know it. Plus, nobody ever wins against keja, although many tried. And the important thing is, that these flames always take up at least 1/2 a page, and it's annoying to scroll through it.

I know 2 ways to stop this:
1. Nobody flames at keja
2. keja acknowledges that he is, in fact, the king, and does not need to reply to the complaints of petty little underlings of his (although they may not always be petty)

[Gamma]

Or, Keja can just shut up and admit that he's actually NOT everyone's idol and god.

[keja]

They aren't the options though.

[Shai'tan]

Calm down all of you before I start handing out warnings again.

~Shai

On a side note: Gamma, why are you even bothering flaming against Keja? It's like feeding the troll...

[Gamma]

Because I'm sick of putting up with him. IMO, he's a pampered jerk that needs a good flaming every now and then, hopefully by somebody who can actually do something about him. In this case, he's higher than me, so flaming him won't do much. Everybody else here either worships Keja or doesn't feel like doing anything about him.

[keja]

So... You enter an online community and decide that someone who has been here for two years needs to be regularly insulted?

[Shai'tan]

That's mostly because we're used to how he behaves, and I believe he does have his reasons iirc... Anyway, it's futile and wrong to flame, no matter how annoying you may find him. It doesn't help anyone, doesn't change anything, doesn't make anyone a better person and is generally just degrading for everyone who participates. So, please stop flaming. It's actually mentioned in the guidelines that flaming is not allowed on the forums, so if I see any more of it I'm going to start throwing out warnings to people.

~Shai

[keja]

Righto, Captain Shai'tan.

[Gamma]

Yessir. Anyway, cupcakes. Who likes 'em?

[atomtengeralattjaro]

reading this page took away my appetite for them.. but a cup full of cupcakes would make it better.

[ThingerDudes]

cupcakes are like tasty and stuff

[Gamma]

I was going to make a cup full of cupcakes, but then I messed up and didn't feel like redoing it.

[Flying Sheep]

Yeh, that flaming was kinda really sad Gamma. If keja is annoying you, then just ignore him, don't start being a idiot, no-one else here really likes it. Like Shai said, flaming Keja is like "feeding the troll", and the thing is, you don't even know how to insult someone properly, which is probably a good thing, but saying "That's what you think about yourself" and things like that all the time is just silly. It pointlessly starts fights, and YOU are the one starting them most the time. Just chill Gamma. Besides, keja is pretty cool when you get to know him.

[Gamma]

When I get to know him? If he's always putting me down and insulting me, how will I ever get to know him?