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Re: The ask asdfkumquat thread [serious]

Post by keja » Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:04 am

Who's the Boom King?
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Re: The ask asdfkumquat thread [serious]

Post by Flying Sheep » Thu Oct 14, 2010 5:34 am

How does a tree grow upwards?
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Re: The ask asdfkumquat thread [serious]

Post by lil timmy » Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:38 am

Well a mystical creature called the snuffalufagus travels around the world stacking recycled paper until it gets too high and topples over.
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Re: The ask asdfkumquat thread [serious]

Post by Flying Sheep » Thu Oct 14, 2010 8:53 am

AK, is his answer true?
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Re: The ask asdfkumquat thread [serious]

Post by cyan » Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:52 pm

Flying Sheep wrote:Will Gamma ever stop nagging you to rejoin The Quest For The Magical Cookie?
No...
Gamma wrote:Can I answer FS's question?
No...
Flying Sheep wrote:Won't that break the rules that he's already broken but might not exist coz I'm not sure there are rules for this thread?
Yes... :x
keja wrote:Who's the Boom King?
That sexist guy...
Flying Sheep wrote:How does a tree grow upwards?
Well, when the seed is placed in an environment of warm, moist soil, it will become active and the embryo will begin soaking up nutrients from the endosperm and cotyledons... A root will emerge from the seed and grow into the ground, as well as many other roots that will branch off from it to soak up water... A stem will grow and the true leaves will emerge and grow, made up of cells with chloroplasts containing chlorophyll that stack up into thylakoids to photosynthesize... As the plant does this, it will make a simple form of sugar called glucose that it uses as its food, along with nutrients, water, and minerals like potassium, nitrogen, and phosphorous in the soil to grow up into an adult tree...
Flying Sheep wrote:AK, is his answer true?
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Re: The ask asdfkumquat thread [serious]

Post by Flying Sheep » Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:57 pm

AK, have you been paying too much attention in science?
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Re: The ask asdfkumquat thread [serious]

Post by Gamma » Thu Oct 14, 2010 8:09 pm

AK, is it possible to pay too much attention to science?
Lawl.
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Re: The ask asdfkumquat thread [serious]

Post by Flying Sheep » Thu Oct 14, 2010 10:22 pm

AK, am I going to fail my Science yearly in two weeks time?
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Re: The ask asdfkumquat thread [serious]

Post by cyan » Thu Oct 14, 2010 11:19 pm

Flying Sheep wrote:AK, have you been paying too much attention in science?
No...
Gamma wrote:AK, is it possible to pay too much attention to science?
Not at all... Otherwise, I wouldn't know that my science teacher got engaged last night...
Congrats Ms. B!... :D
Flying Sheep wrote:AK, am I going to fail my Science yearly in two weeks time?
Probably...
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Re: The ask asdfkumquat thread [serious]

Post by Flying Sheep » Fri Oct 15, 2010 12:02 am

Why did your Science teacher get engaged?
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Re: The ask asdfkumquat thread [serious]

Post by keja » Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:29 am

Obviously, he liked it, so he put a ring on it. :roll:
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Re: The ask asdfkumquat thread [serious]

Post by BenBen » Sat Oct 16, 2010 1:11 am

How do you know the answers to all these questions AK?
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Re: The ask asdfkumquat thread [serious]

Post by keja » Sat Oct 16, 2010 1:14 am

She asks me, obviously.

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Re: The ask asdfkumquat thread [serious]

Post by assdef » Sat Oct 16, 2010 3:17 am

How fun is it that keja made a Beyoncé reference in one of the questions he answered for you?
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Re: The ask asdfkumquat thread [serious]

Post by cyan » Sat Oct 16, 2010 2:14 pm

Flying Sheep wrote:Why did your Science teacher get engaged?
The séroni would know... :)
BenBen wrote:How do you know the answers to all these questions AK?
I ask keja... :CXface:
keja wrote:How is babby formed?
I'll tell you when you're older...
assdef wrote:How fun is it that keja made a Beyoncé reference in one of the questions he answered for you?
Very fun... :D
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Re: The ask asdfkumquat thread [serious]

Post by assdef » Sat Oct 16, 2010 4:06 pm

Do single people have dirty backs?
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Re: The ask asdfkumquat thread [serious]

Post by lil timmy » Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:55 pm

Would you sex with Jacky Chan?
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Re: The ask asdfkumquat thread [serious]

Post by BenBen » Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:45 pm

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BenBen wrote:How do you know the answers to all these questions AK?
I ask keja... :CXface:
How does keja know?
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Re: The ask asdfkumquat thread [serious]

Post by assdef » Sat Oct 16, 2010 8:29 pm

How doesn't keja know?
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Re: The ask asdfkumquat thread [serious]

Post by BenBen » Sat Oct 16, 2010 8:30 pm

Why is assdef asking the opposite question to me?
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