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Re: Unplanned Circumstances

Post by cyan » Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:06 pm

keja wrote:The joke is supposed to go The barman says "why the long face?" but i changed it to an actual metal bar which damages the horse, and horses that can no longer race are usually put down.
I get it now... I didn't get it as a joke before but it's just kinda funny that the horse got hurt :lol:
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Re: Unplanned Circumstances

Post by Flying Sheep » Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:56 am

Meh, teh horsey got hurt, who cares...
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Re: Unplanned Circumstances

Post by Arkannine » Fri Jul 16, 2010 7:33 pm

Horses died in the making of that joke.
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Re: Unplanned Circumstances

Post by cyan » Fri Jul 16, 2010 7:40 pm

Eight Belles :cry:
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Re: Unplanned Circumstances

Post by Arkannine » Fri Jul 16, 2010 7:40 pm

Eh?
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Re: Unplanned Circumstances

Post by cyan » Fri Jul 16, 2010 7:42 pm

KY derby horse who broke her leg and had to be euthanized...
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Re: Unplanned Circumstances

Post by Arkannine » Fri Jul 16, 2010 7:42 pm

Oh :(
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Re: Unplanned Circumstances

Post by cyan » Fri Jul 16, 2010 7:49 pm

It's a really big deal when one of those horses dies. It's all over the headlines. Horse racing is so unnecessarily huge here.
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Re: Unplanned Circumstances

Post by Arkannine » Fri Jul 16, 2010 7:50 pm

I see..
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Re: Unplanned Circumstances

Post by cyan » Fri Jul 16, 2010 7:53 pm

Churchill Downs is pronounced Church Hill Downs 0o
It has one h tho
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Re: Unplanned Circumstances

Post by Arkannine » Fri Jul 16, 2010 7:55 pm

Chur chill 8)
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Re: Unplanned Circumstances

Post by cyan » Fri Jul 16, 2010 7:55 pm

chill

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Re: Unplanned Circumstances

Post by Arkannine » Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:08 pm

=3
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Re: Unplanned Circumstances

Post by cyan » Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:09 pm

don't watch it.
what do they do?
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Re: Unplanned Circumstances

Post by Arkannine » Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:11 pm

It's Ray. He reviews viral vids and makes funny comments. Also there's the comic question of the day in which someone leaves a video reply asking a random question and he makes it into his vid and picks the best answers and posts them in his next vid. It's pretty awesome.
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Re: Unplanned Circumstances

Post by cyan » Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:12 pm

A cool system without a doubt. :P I'm just not really into that stuff
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Re: Unplanned Circumstances

Post by Arkannine » Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:16 pm

Viral vids?
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Re: Unplanned Circumstances

Post by cyan » Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:21 pm

whatever those are
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Re: Unplanned Circumstances

Post by keja » Sat Jul 17, 2010 1:26 am

Basically it's a virus that's contracted through sexual contact wth someone who also has it. It makes your hair fall out and your nose go black.
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Re: Unplanned Circumstances

Post by Flying Sheep » Sat Jul 17, 2010 7:23 am

Arkannine wrote:It's Ray. He reviews viral vids and makes funny comments. Also there's the comic question of the day in which someone leaves a video reply asking a random question and he makes it into his vid and picks the best answers and posts them in his next vid. It's pretty awesome.
Apart from he fact I got no idea what you're talking about.... Cool!
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