MALE MASTURBATION!

[cyan]

So do I. But I'm talking about a different trilogy.

[keja]

Lord of the Rings? Star Wars? Jurassic Park? Austin Powers?

[cyan]

The first & third ones

[keja]

I am a god at this game.

[cyan]

No it was the first the second and two thirds of the third

[keja]

Even better.

[cyan]

Ok... lets see now...
I own how many of Michael Crichtons books?

[keja]

6

[Arkannine]

Who's that?
Unrelated

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Things I want to lucid dream about/do while lucid dreaming

Be invisible
Fly 
Freefall 
Stop time
Change the direction of gravity
Be a super ninja
Practice kuzushi/atemi waza (tachi waza and ne waza if there is enough time(especially Juji Gatame))
Turn everyone but someone in ducks and watch how that person reacts
Be Iron Man
Meet Adam Savage, Jamie Hyneman, Tony Stark and Laharl
Have a private Disturbed concert
Make a giant pie come towards earth
Blow sh*t up
Make zombies
Blow zombies up
Make copies of self and make a personal army and riot with it
Go to the 1800s, grab a farmer who ain't seen sh*t and take him to times square at night
Meet the Whitest Kids U' Know
Create a new planet with only a single cell in it and fast forward it to see what evolution does to it
Bend Air, Water, Fire and Earth
Go to WWIII

I plan on adding more.

[cyan]

Who's the someone?
Oh and Michael Crichton is my favorite author, I actually own 7 of his books, sorry keja.

[Arkannine]

Idk, a random person. Just for the lulz.

[cyan]

I think I'd experiment around with gravity a little.

[Arkannine]

Make its focus at the tip of your finger!

[cyan]

Ooh

[Flying Sheep]

Oh yeh, that'd be smart. Then you'd have the whole world flying towards your finger

[keja]

Shoot yourself in the face with a bat!

[Flying Sheep]

Totally fun...
emo...

[keja]

What's up champ?

[Flying Sheep]

Nothing...
Life isn't worth living...

[keja]

Then you might as well end it all, no?