Ark and AK's ASDF Wedding
Re: Ark and AK's ASDF Wedding
sounds like a crappy experience to me...asdfkumquat wrote:that's kind of vague but.. yea... >.o
*listens*
it is in the sink... it came out of the turtle...
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Re: Ark and AK's ASDF Wedding
A flying sheep would be a so much cooler pet...asdfkumquat wrote:Cool, tell him I said thanks
*opens present*
What an adorable turtle! :3 it's our new pet... I can't wait for Ark to see it!
Turtles are cool, just don't show it to BenBen. He LOVES turtles...
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Re: Ark and AK's ASDF Wedding
Not reallyMl08180 wrote:sounds like a crappy experience to me...asdfkumquat wrote:that's kind of vague but.. yea... >.o
*listens*
it is in the sink... it came out of the turtle...
Does he eat them?Flying Sheep wrote:A flying sheep would be a so much cooler pet...asdfkumquat wrote:Cool, tell him I said thanks
*opens present*
What an adorable turtle! :3 it's our new pet... I can't wait for Ark to see it!
Turtles are cool, just don't show it to BenBen. He LOVES turtles...
Re: Ark and AK's ASDF Wedding
Is he the turtle boy?
assdef wrote:I've seen a number of Cocks in my days.
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Re: Ark and AK's ASDF Wedding
Ofcasdfkumquat wrote:Does he eat them?Flying Sheep wrote:A flying sheep would be a so much cooler pet...asdfkumquat wrote:Cool, tell him I said thanks
*opens present*
What an adorable turtle! :3 it's our new pet... I can't wait for Ark to see it!
Turtles are cool, just don't show it to BenBen. He LOVES turtles...
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Re: Ark and AK's ASDF Wedding
I just had a thought, I'm a total fucking disaster. Should I leave for a week to give our older members some time for themselves?
Cause I think I'm at fault for some people's frustration.
Cause I think I'm at fault for some people's frustration.
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If anyone would be at fault, it would be me. Now please explain what you are going on about...
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No! Don't leave! You're actually quite nice to have around. If someone should go it should be someone who actually annoys people 
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If snyone leaves, it should be that annoying hobo guy...
*points to some random hobo*
*points to some random hobo*
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Re: Ark and AK's ASDF Wedding
ah, this reminds me of a favorite poem of mine...
FREAKY FRED
Freaky Fred's Poem
(transcribed from the episode by Charles, a friend of mine)
Hello new friend, my name is Fred
the words you hear are in my head.
I say, I said my name is Fred,
and I've been... very naughty.
The story I'm about to tell,
I tell you, I will tell you well,
Is of my dear aunt Muriel,
and just how I've been... naughty.
Voila the farm. My aunt lives here,
with precious pup, and husband dear.
My heart beats fast as I drew near,
I feel so nice... and naughty.
I thought just how excited they,
must be that I would come today,
they'd shout "come Fred! huzzah! hooray!
Dear boy you look so... naughty."
That's when my tired eyes beheld,
a doggy dog, like dog, he smelled,
D-O-G, is what he spelled,
and that's how I spell... naughty.
Alone was I, with tender Courage,
and all his fur, his furry furrage,
which, I say, did encourage,
me, to be... quite naughty.
Courage... your hair...
it reminds me of the first time I knew just how,
I felt, about hair.
It was a day, I'd not forget,
the day that I first met my pet,
oh what a lovely gift to get,
I'd never felt so... naughty.
My fuzzy friend, is what he was,
this darling little ball of fuzz,
And oh, such fuzz, such fuzz, it does,
demand, that I... be naughty.
He looked at me, his fetching eyes,
and fetching fur did hypnotize,
and filled with joy, and filled with sighs,
and that's when I got... naughty.
Now, now... you shouldn't play in the toilet.
This dripping hair, this droopy curl,
unfold sweet memories of a girl,
whose tresses, oh, they'd twist and twirl,
and tempt me to be... naughty.
Barbara, my love was named,
and her fair hair, a mane untamed,
until one evening, I'm ashamed,
I got a little... naughty.
The look upon my young love's face,
was sweet as lace,
but in this case,
I realized she... needed space.
I never more was naughty...
well... maybe not never.
Dear cur, your fur and fleece remind,
of nothing found in human kind,
but for one fellow who did find,
me, to be... in a certain mood.
Into my shop, he walked one day,
with bush above, and beard bouquet,
that's no toupee I pray, no way,
I could help but be... you know.
I'd never seen such hair before,
his bangs they sang, his neck it beckoned,
eyebrows, armpits, all were reckoned,
soon I figured what the heck and,
guess how I was... naughty.
Sweet pooch, afraid I'll shave your tail?
Why now, that would be weird!
So ends our little story.
But then my landlords did resume,
to free me from that porcelain tomb,
and ferry to a private room,
your hero, ever doughty.
Good-bye dear aunt, I'll miss your farm,
and Eustace's ebullient charm,
and farewell Courage, what's the harm,
if I was slightly... naughty.
With love,
Fred
Freaky Fred's Poem
(transcribed from the episode by Charles, a friend of mine)
Hello new friend, my name is Fred
the words you hear are in my head.
I say, I said my name is Fred,
and I've been... very naughty.
The story I'm about to tell,
I tell you, I will tell you well,
Is of my dear aunt Muriel,
and just how I've been... naughty.
Voila the farm. My aunt lives here,
with precious pup, and husband dear.
My heart beats fast as I drew near,
I feel so nice... and naughty.
I thought just how excited they,
must be that I would come today,
they'd shout "come Fred! huzzah! hooray!
Dear boy you look so... naughty."
That's when my tired eyes beheld,
a doggy dog, like dog, he smelled,
D-O-G, is what he spelled,
and that's how I spell... naughty.
Alone was I, with tender Courage,
and all his fur, his furry furrage,
which, I say, did encourage,
me, to be... quite naughty.
Courage... your hair...
it reminds me of the first time I knew just how,
I felt, about hair.
It was a day, I'd not forget,
the day that I first met my pet,
oh what a lovely gift to get,
I'd never felt so... naughty.
My fuzzy friend, is what he was,
this darling little ball of fuzz,
And oh, such fuzz, such fuzz, it does,
demand, that I... be naughty.
He looked at me, his fetching eyes,
and fetching fur did hypnotize,
and filled with joy, and filled with sighs,
and that's when I got... naughty.
Now, now... you shouldn't play in the toilet.
This dripping hair, this droopy curl,
unfold sweet memories of a girl,
whose tresses, oh, they'd twist and twirl,
and tempt me to be... naughty.
Barbara, my love was named,
and her fair hair, a mane untamed,
until one evening, I'm ashamed,
I got a little... naughty.
The look upon my young love's face,
was sweet as lace,
but in this case,
I realized she... needed space.
I never more was naughty...
well... maybe not never.
Dear cur, your fur and fleece remind,
of nothing found in human kind,
but for one fellow who did find,
me, to be... in a certain mood.
Into my shop, he walked one day,
with bush above, and beard bouquet,
that's no toupee I pray, no way,
I could help but be... you know.
I'd never seen such hair before,
his bangs they sang, his neck it beckoned,
eyebrows, armpits, all were reckoned,
soon I figured what the heck and,
guess how I was... naughty.
Sweet pooch, afraid I'll shave your tail?
Why now, that would be weird!
So ends our little story.
But then my landlords did resume,
to free me from that porcelain tomb,
and ferry to a private room,
your hero, ever doughty.
Good-bye dear aunt, I'll miss your farm,
and Eustace's ebullient charm,
and farewell Courage, what's the harm,
if I was slightly... naughty.
With love,
Fred
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Re: Ark and AK's ASDF Wedding
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Re: Ark and AK's ASDF Wedding
Sometimes I go like this.
BLABBLE RAAAAH WEEEEEDEEEEEELEEEEEBEEEEE BRABLEBRABLEBRABLE RAH!
This has been one of those times.
Oh and grats Arkie and Kumquat and all that. NOW MAKE ME A SAMMACH
BLABBLE RAAAAH WEEEEEDEEEEEELEEEEEBEEEEE BRABLEBRABLEBRABLE RAH!
This has been one of those times.
Oh and grats Arkie and Kumquat and all that. NOW MAKE ME A SAMMACH
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AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!lunar_furor wrote: BLABBLE RAAAAH WEEEEEDEEEEEELEEEEEBEEEEE BRABLEBRABLEBRABLE RAH!
*falls off chair*
*hides under table*
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Re: Ark and AK's ASDF Wedding
Now I'm a big fan of Courage but I don't remember this oneMl08180 wrote:ah, this reminds me of a favorite poem of mine...
lunar_furor wrote:Sometimes I go like this.
BLABBLE RAAAAH WEEEEEDEEEEEELEEEEEBEEEEE BRABLEBRABLEBRABLE RAH!
This has been one of those times.
Oh and grats Arkie and Kumquat and all that. NOW MAKE ME A SAMMACH
haha okay thanks*gives lunar_furor a sammich*
Re: Ark and AK's ASDF Wedding
That'll be TD$17,32.
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