Ark and AK's ASDF Wedding

[keja]

Some people just jump to conclusions when they feel strongly about something, I guess.

[cyan]

Have you signed the wedding certificate?

What? 0.o

[keja]

I think you have to be at least 18 or have your parents do it for you.

[cyan]

I can do whatever I want. Where's the certificate?

[keja]

Code: Select all

Official Wedding Certificate

We hereby confirm that our marriage is legally binding and not just so that the husband can live in The USA for free:

Husband:________________
Wife:_______________

[cyan]

okay

*signs her name*

[keja]

You'd be surprised how many weddings are for that very (illegal) reason.

[cyan]

Not mine!

[Arkannine]

*signs name*

[cyan]

00043004

[Arkannine]

May your husband ask what coding that message uses?

[cyan]

The Sphere code

[keja]

At this point in a soap opera, another guy would barge and say, "yeah, can I ask what coding that message uses?"...

[cyan]

The code uses numbers according to the letter/number place on the keyboard
It spirals out from G, goes to B, etc.

[Arkannine]

What's a soap opera?

[cyan]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soap_opera

[keja]

A continuously ongoing drama TV show about every day life, usually set in a small area. The different plots tend to be outrageous and poorly written.

[cyan]

And stupid

[Arkannine]

I see... Thank you.

[cyan]

I don't watch soap operas. Neither do men from Boarderland.