World Cup!!!!

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Spain
4
33%
USA
1
8%
Argentina
3
25%
Mexico
0
No votes
Some obscure African country
0
No votes
Brazil
1
8%
South Korea
2
17%
Portugal
1
8%
 
Total votes: 12

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Re: World Cup!!!!

Post by cyan » Mon Jun 28, 2010 5:17 pm

No, only a jesus-thing can do it.
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Re: World Cup!!!!

Post by keja » Mon Jun 28, 2010 6:21 pm

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Re: World Cup!!!!

Post by cyan » Mon Jun 28, 2010 6:49 pm

You're better than Jesus 8)
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Re: World Cup!!!!

Post by Arkannine » Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:11 pm

Jesus didn't exist...
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Re: World Cup!!!!

Post by Ml08180 » Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:15 pm

well, he probably did exist, but his miracles can all be explained.

Walking on water = a glass walkway (they had glass then, yes) and some people paid to act as if they don't know what's going on, then you let mob psycology take over.

Blind can see = how the hell do you know if a guy was ever truly blind to begin with :|

Fish and Bread = cut holes in baskets and places them over two holes in the ground filled with fish and bread.

Water to Wine = White grapes have clear juice. if you let their juice ferment it stays clear, but tastes like wine.

and that's just a few.
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Re: World Cup!!!!

Post by Arkannine » Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:18 pm

He was knocked unconscious on the cross and his healing was placebo.
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Re: World Cup!!!!

Post by keja » Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:26 pm

Ml08180 wrote:well, he probably did exist, but his miracles can all be explained.

Walking on water = a glass walkway (they had glass then, yes) and some people paid to act as if they don't know what's going on, then you let mob psycology take over.

Blind can see = how the hell do you know if a guy was ever truly blind to begin with :|

Fish and Bread = cut holes in baskets and places them over two holes in the ground filled with fish and bread.

Water to Wine = White grapes have clear juice. if you let their juice ferment it stays clear, but tastes like wine.

and that's just a few.
My goodness, you're a complete fool! At what point does it suggest Jesus was trying to trick people into thinkig his was a miracle worker? And going by your second statement, you might as well question that all of these events ever happened and weren't just made up.
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Re: World Cup!!!!

Post by ThingerDudes » Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:32 pm

my guess is that these are mostly exaggerations made up by people to convince them to converting to christianity.
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Re: World Cup!!!!

Post by keja » Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:35 pm

There's no need to guess. Just don't go around discrediting other peoples beliefs and the won't question you, revealing your apparent lack of scientific knowlege (not you thinger, these young, hip, trendy atheists who don't afraid of anything)
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Re: World Cup!!!!

Post by Arkannine » Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:40 pm

It could all be explained though. And tbh, you're an ass most of the time, Keja. Why are your opinions more important or more valuable than othe people's? And don't you think that if God truly exists he would judge people because of what they have been like, and not their beliefs? Those are possibilities of if the events even existed. If some guy told you he died and was reborn you'd call him either a liar, an illusionist, or crazy. Why did something could happen 2000 years ago but is completely insane now? Why should we believe something that was written by people who thought washing their hand would take alway their manhood?
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Re: World Cup!!!!

Post by cyan » Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:42 pm

I agree...
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Re: World Cup!!!!

Post by keja » Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:45 pm

Arkannine wrote:It could all be explained though. And tbh, you're an ass most of the time, Keja. Why are your opinions more important or more valuable than othe people's? And don't you think that if God truly exists he would judge people because of what they have been like, and not their beliefs? Those are possibilities of if the events even existed. If some guy told you he died and was reborn you'd call him either a liar, an illusionist, or crazy. Why did something could happen 2000 years ago but is completely insane now? Why should we believe something that was written by people who thought washing their hand would take alway their manhood?
No one is making you believe anything and there is no need for you to complain about anything anyone else believes in.
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Re: World Cup!!!!

Post by Arkannine » Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:51 pm

I'm complaining about the fact you minimized me.
keja wrote:There's no need to guess. Just don't go around discrediting other peoples beliefs and the won't question you, revealing your apparent lack of scientific knowlege (not you thinger, these young, hip, trendy atheists who don't afraid of anything)
If read thoroughly you'll find that most of the times you are the one who was discrediting people's beliefs. You're presented a perfectly good set of arguments and decide to ignore them and tell us we are dumb.
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Re: World Cup!!!!

Post by keja » Mon Jun 28, 2010 9:56 pm

Arkie, you don't seem to know me at all. If I'm ever arguing with anyone here, I'm only doing it for entertainment. I don't believe any of the points I make, it's just fun to watch you all squeal about it.

And I never discredit any religious beliefs. Where is your source material?
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Re: World Cup!!!!

Post by Arkannine » Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:23 pm

keja wrote:Arkie, you don't seem to know me at all. If I'm ever arguing with anyone here, I'm only doing it for entertainment. I don't believe any of the points I make, it's just fun to watch you all squeal about it.
That's why you're an ass most of the time...
keja wrote:And I never discredit any religious beliefs. Where is your source material?
keja wrote:
Ml08180 wrote:his miracles can all be explained.
My goodness, you're a complete fool!
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Re: World Cup!!!!

Post by Shai'tan » Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:44 am

keja wrote:Arkie, you don't seem to know me at all. If I'm ever arguing with anyone here, I'm only doing it for entertainment. I don't believe any of the points I make, it's just fun to watch you all squeal about it.
In other words: [Insert boxxy pic, you be trollin here]

So, about the World Cup...
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Re: World Cup!!!!

Post by Flying Sheep » Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:35 am

Arkannine wrote:
keja wrote:Arkie, you don't seem to know me at all. If I'm ever arguing with anyone here, I'm only doing it for entertainment. I don't believe any of the points I make, it's just fun to watch you all squeal about it.
That's why you're an ass most of the time...
keja wrote:And I never discredit any religious beliefs. Where is your source material?
keja wrote:
Ml08180 wrote:his miracles can all be explained.
My goodness, you're a complete fool!
He's got a point Keja.
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Re: World Cup!!!!

Post by Arkannine » Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:00 am

Shai'tan wrote:So, about the World Cup...
Brazil scored a 3x0 over Chile...
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Re: World Cup!!!!

Post by Flying Sheep » Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:02 am

Super cool.
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Re: World Cup!!!!

Post by Arkannine » Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:46 pm

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