King Of The Hill

[cyan]

*shoots Reathos*
*buries hill*

[asdfkumquat2]

FInd hill in smurfs undergrounf fortress, I kill them all!




MY HILL!

[cyan]

I lead the smurfs' zombies to attack you. They tie you up and the Nightly Aerosol Plague guards you, making sure you don't escape. You're exposed to deadly bacteria that will kill you within days, making you suffer. Meanwhile, I claim the hill, and put a Goliad flag on top

"I'd rather cut off my right arm than give up this hill to asdfkumquat2!"

My hill....

[Sepehrnoor]

While you were raising your flag , I was planning . Now I use the plan : I put myself in a ballista and throw myself at you , and i hit you with my head . You get stunned and fall down the hill . I throw your flag at you and become the new king of the hill . But i still suffer from a headache because of the head attack ...

[Flying Sheep]

I walk up the hill and offer you a headache pill, to make you feel better. It knocks you unconcious, and I kick you down the hill.

Mahill.

[cyan]

I wake up and run up the hill, kicking Sepehrnoor's body out of the way. One of my Plague friends summons a spear for me and I throw it at Flying Sheep, it knocks him off of the hill and he rolls to the bottom.

again,



...my hill.

[asdfkumquat2]

found the antidote! all your friends are now dead and i took the hill

[cyan]

No, only you were exposed to it, and the Plague is immune...
whatever...
I take back my spear and throw it at ak2, knocking him out. I take the hill.
my hill!

[Flying Sheep]

I sneak up behind AK, and bag her. I then give her to an elephant, who takes her to India.

This hill is now under the protection and ownership of me.

[cyan]

I'm in India now. How'd I get here? Oh well...
I take the elephant and I sharpen its tusks and then I drive it to the hill back in [location of hill] and then the tusk goes through the hill, picking it up, and then the elephant takes it back to India, so the hill is now in India, and then I reclaim it.. my hill

[Flying Sheep]

I place a giant glass dome over the hill, then drop a nucleur bomb inside.
I build a new hill underground. My hill suckas.

[cyan]

I catch the nuclear bomb so it doesn't blow anything up. It's my hill. and you can't get back in because it has a dome over it.

[asdfkumquat2]

i had a secret monkey spy in the dome and it killed you , my hill

[cyan]

my ghost kills the monkey spy and I take over its body. then I kill you. my hill!

[Flying Sheep]

I make my makeshift hill, which is actually a giant robot, dig under your hill, then I pop out of the ground, and eat the dome.
I then call in lemur reinforcements, that eat everyone except me.
My hillz.

[cyan]

I create robots that look like cookies (eh not original) and put them at the bottom of the hill
I didn't get eaten because i'm special
and you take the cookies and then they blow up your stupid hill
now it's mine. (the original hill)

[Reecer6]

I jump in a helicopter and you are sniper rifle'd. I quickly throw one activated grenade at all the robots, and they explode. I drop down, and become king!

[Flying Sheep]

You die. My hill.

[asdfkumquat2]

... you die my hill

[Flying Sheep]

*I make up some really long and complicated method of you dieing, that involves much of the following actions: you dieing, I killing you, me stealing the hill*