Hey its me

[assdef]

I think a homeless is like a bum except sober.

Except in England where a bum is a butt.

Does that mean in England they put bummer on their crumpets?

[cyan]

So they put their... ooohhhh okay hahahahaha...
nevermind...

[vraiment]

bum isn't like a explosion? .-. like *boom*?

[lil timmy]

I think a homeless is like a bum except sober.

Except in England where a bum is a butt.

Both are true, but where I am from bum is still a funny way of saying butt.

I think it's because homeless people are known to sit on their asses all day and do nothing.

[keja]

Here we call them tramps.

[vraiment]

Here we call them "f**k you"

[lil timmy]

Here we call them "f**k you"

lmao

[Ml08180]

I call them Hobos. I have friend who wanted to be a hobo.

[lil timmy]

What nice friends you have

[Ml08180]

I also have a freind who tried being a pimp once. It went okay until he realized he didn't have any hos

[lil timmy]

He could borrow one of mine if he needs to

[Ml08180]

[cyan]

I'd like to be a hobo.

As I set down these notes on paper, I am upset by the thought that I may be the last living man on Earth.

Someday I will sail again
to a distant shore far away...

[qwertzuiop]

We have the nicest word of all: penner

[keja]

On my way to the local fast food establishment today I was approached by this fellow from the caribbean. He shook my hand and said some grubley words I couldn't understand. I thought he might have been giving me the Judas-kiss to some Jamaican muggers or something because he walked off down a darkish alley.

Of course I panicked and forgot the fool-proof deffence of shouting "I don't like Cricket! Oh no! I love it!".

[cyan]

Once, a strange man approached my dad and I. H asked us for money because he apparently couldn't buy his milk (although to me it sounded more like he said "medicine"). He had a gild tooth. So I told him, "Why don't you sell your gold tooth?!" he looked sad and kept following us. My dad ignored him.

[Ml08180]

I'll trade my sister, anyone got an old copy of Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage?

[cyan]

I'm pretty sure no one wants your sister...

[keja]

Can she cook and clean?

[cyan]

Of course, that's all girls are appreciated for