The Daily Thread

[Skolnick1]

I'm the asdf poop master

so true

A challenger appears

I found this place because someone just subscribed to my substack (Eat Shit & Prosper) with an asdf.com email address. Good to see the old internet still alive.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Hi there.
A real poop scientist, huh? That's pretty amazing.

asdf.com email addresses don't really work AFAIK, according to https://asdf.com/asdfemail.html
so I'm not sure why would someone try to subscribe to a newsletter with one. (Maybe they just wanted to read it first and didn't realize they could do that without subscribing?)

[Froggychum]

poop science is what i do everyday

[Skolnick1]

asdf.com email addresses don't really work AFAIK, according to https://asdf.com/asdfemail.html
so I'm not sure why would someone try to subscribe to a newsletter with one.

Almost certainly the case. They probably didn't even know about the site, huh?

[Evai]

Popular poop science application I use on a daily basis but now they want me to subscribe

[Froggychum]

asdf.com email addresses don't really work AFAIK, according to https://asdf.com/asdfemail.html
so I'm not sure why would someone try to subscribe to a newsletter with one.

Almost certainly the case. They probably didn't even know about the site, huh?

I pity thou beast,
Who hath not rote our Great wyrd,
To thee memory!

Popular poop science application I use on a daily basis but now they want me to subscribe

time to join the communists

[Shai'tan]

This is entitled

This is entitled

This is entitled


-Sarah Bearah upon being presented with pictures of froggychum

This is entitled.

[Froggychum]

daily thread is evolving!

daily thread has evolved into

Nth dimensional hypercube

[gh0st]

"daily thread" funny
how come i didn't see this today?
a dog and a cat,
a man with a hat?

the answer is simple
we need to boost ASDF in the algorithm

[Froggychum]

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the daily thread top 10 funny moments

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nobody:
not even froggyChum:
daily thread: THIS IS DAILY THREAD

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This thread is sooo daily -_-

The Daily Thread = the most dailiest thread in ASDF JKL;!!!

asdf = daily thread

daily thread!

[atomtengeralattjaro]

we need to boost ASDF in the algorithm

The Algorithm ™ is Evil

daily thread!

I think the imgur embed thing doesn't work, or it tries to embed an "album" when it isn't one, or something like that.
Using the actual image link (.png) in img tags does work though:

[Evai]

major pog there. pogchamp

[Froggychum]

merci beaucoup le atom for alloweeng moix wondreese artte to be seen by la massees!!!
I AM STARVING FRONCH ARTIST GIVE ME CHEESE AND WINEI AM STARVING FRONCH ARTIST GIVE ME CHEESE AND WINEI AM STARVING FRONCH ARTIST GIVE ME CHEESE AND WINE
friendship ended
sending anthrax to your exact location

[gh0st]

more like daily dread! who comes up with this stuff

Did you know:
bread

ASDF is at least 500 years old

[Evai]

merci beaucoup le atom for alloweeng moix wondreese artte to be seen by la massees!!!
I AM STARVING FRONCH ARTIST GIVE ME CHEESE AND WINEI AM STARVING FRONCH ARTIST GIVE ME CHEESE AND WINEI AM STARVING FRONCH ARTIST GIVE ME CHEESE AND WINE
friendship ended
sending anthrax to your exact location

New sig quote found

[Froggychum]

more like daily dread! who comes up with this stuff

That Which Watches Beyond The Horizon of Time

New sig quote found

i should have expected this

evai is gaslighting me into becoming fronch

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Today I found the wonderful http://aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ... aaaaaa.com URL-lengthener.

Example:
http://aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ... AAAAAaAAaA

of course, reminds me of the classic https://uncyclopedia.com/wiki/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Froggychum]

oh uncyclopedia... the ultimate shitpost repository

of course... except for the asdf forums

[Evai]

I prefer the term 'poop-posting'

So much so, that I've written a script to replace all instances of poop-post with poop-post.

[Froggychum]

shitpost

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