The Daily Thread

[Froggychum]

the five dimensions taught by guru evai are:

-yogurt
-backwards
-tɿυϱoγ
-Shitposting
-how to make 80 000 dollars per year while working from home (doctors hate this trick)

and this can all be yours for only $49.99*

*conditions apply. consult your doctor before use

[Evai]

I'm so glad I convinced Froggychum to use AI to do his 1000 word shitpost essays, instead of of outsourcing to developing countries

[Froggychum]

those developing countries were asking for it!

did you see what they were wearing???

[Evai]

Clearly I didn't.

[Froggychum]

grow a pair

of eyes

[atomtengeralattjaro]

he could, but then he'd just roll them at you

[Evai]

wow...

more than that, I'd do a full 180 degree eye roll, and end it with a side smile

[Froggychum]

today i

[atomtengeralattjaro]

that's more than most people

[Froggychum]

in this ec n my??

[Evai]

This is entitled

This is entitled

This is entitled


-Sarah Bearah upon being presented with pictures of froggychum

[Froggychum]

i dont get it

steel is heavier than feathers

[atomtengeralattjaro]

he's calling you entitled
(also referring to the beginning of the ubiquitous asdf song, found on asdf dot com)

[Evai]

I'm the asdf lore master

[Froggychum]

I'm the asdf poop master

so true

[Evai]

I'm the asdf lore master

so poo

I like the cut of your jib

[Froggychum]

I'm the asdf peepee master

so gross

I will cut your jib

no need to resort to threats...

[Evai]

I'm the master

so scared

you should be, I will cut your jib

pls dont threaten me...

It's too late. I will be seeing you... Or rather, bvai will.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Oh no
the evai mafia is quite entrenched here I see
the boss is apparently Pvai (most powerfull), who only appears in changed quotes and in mirrors to stay undetected
Bvai is the fearsome transdimensional henchman
and Evai delivers the messages (he's the errand boy, but also the PR front)

[Froggychum]

...and Tvai is disgustingly British!

we must assemble a team