Bubble wrap and/or church bells

[atomtengeralattjaro]

You've found it. This is the definitive place on the InterWeb where you can talk about bubble wrap and/or church bells.
No other place is dedicated for these two topics juxtaposed in this particular manner. I hope you do not squander this opportunity.

[Froggychum]

im not familiar with church bells

but

bubble wrap is condensed euphoria so they have my vote.

[Evai]

I have some bubble wrap...


PSYCH!


I have lots of bubble wrap.

[Froggychum]

how many lots?

[Evai]

Three


Hundred


And fifty two!

[atomtengeralattjaro]

pop pop pop

now you have fewer bubbles

[Froggychum]

infinity - 3 is still infinity u dumb hunk of subaquatic vehicle

[atomtengeralattjaro]

but you can't have infinite bubbles, I get that having a means to produce them seems infinite but that's only theoretical, silly amphibian creature, you're bound to run into supply chain issues.

[Froggychum]

silly amphibian creature

u didnt have to make this a race thing
sheesh

but you can't have infinite bubbles, I get that having a means to produce them seems infinite but that's only theoretical

As a superior flesh organism, i always strive for da best

you're bound to run into supply chain issues.

Supply chains are only useful for nation-states - which have governments (that make me pay taxes, which is bad), filled with politicians (who always lie, which my mommy said is wrong to do). Therefore social progress can only happen if we abolish supply chains!

Nice try nazi, but as a member of the gay elite i will make you give up all your stuff to a trans person in order to realize socialism. Sorry not sorry

[Evai]

Sometimes I feel like being french


be afraid, froggychum

[Froggychum]

:shivers in horror and revulsion:

- flashback begin -

Quick men! To arms! We must defend our homeland from the introduction of wine + cheese for breakfast and being notoriously bisexual!

Hurraaahhhhhhh

FIRE THE ANTI-FRENCH ARTILLERY (deodorant)

Prepare for the counterattack! OH GOD NO THEY ARE USING THE FORBIDDEN TECHNI-

"sparkling wine can only be called Champagne if it comes from the region of Champagne"

- flashback end -

one morbillion died that day... i will never forgive those monsters who disgrace the glory of the TRUE frogs!

[Evai]

I'm sorry, I can't understand you through your thick french accent

[Froggychum]

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!

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im not french. call me whatever you want (i have pretty thick skin), but not french. there are some things you just shouldnt say to other people... ever. please get help

[Evai]

What's your favourite ASDF thread on ASDF.com?

Mine is the one where Froggychum attempts to convince everyone he is not French

Also I didn't want to offend him so I checked the pronouns thread to make sure 'him' is correct. Maybe we could add pronouns to our profile pages? It'd be more useful than AOL, Yahoo or Google Plus links

[Froggychum]

What's your favourite ASDF thread on ASDF.com?

i love them all so much idk

Mine is the one where Froggychum attempts to convince everyone he is not French

:seething soyjack intensifies:

Also I didn't want to offend him so I checked the pronouns thread to make sure 'him' is correct. Maybe we could add pronouns to our profile pages? It'd be more useful than AOL, Yahoo or Google Plus links

I think i made a thread called "pronouns, please" a while ago. it would be better to have in bio though.

Also who tf uses AOL or Yahoo anymore??? Not to mention Google Plus literally doesn't exist now.

tho i probably will change all my pronouns to stupid shit cause im a dork

[Evai]

tho i probably will change all my pronouns to stupid shit cause im a dork

Wait which one of those should I use? Either or both?

[atomtengeralattjaro]

I think i made a thread called "pronouns, please" a while ago. it would be better to have in bio though.

Also who tf uses AOL or Yahoo anymore??? Not to mention Google Plus literally doesn't exist now.

This forum software is an outdated relic of the times when AOL was a thing and pronouns weren't.

But yeah, not a bad idea, I'll probably add a profile field for that, why not.

I do think english is weird for insisting on gendered pronouns, but since we're using english, gotta roll with it. (Or not, and just use they/them like a pro)

Wait which one of those should I use? Either or both?

"stupid shit cause im a dork"
although that would be a bit strange to use as a pronoun

edit:
added the pronouns field,
also added a mastodon contact option under twitter, since that's where many people are fleeing to from twitter now that it's under freeze peach management

[Evai]

Sweet

List of forum additions suggested by evai:
art section
pronouns
concept of 'let this thread die' thread

[Froggychum]

This forum software is an outdated relic of the times when AOL was a thing and pronouns weren't.

In the early 2000s there was only one pronoun, and we all had to share it!

Sweet

List of forum additions suggested by evai:
art section
pronouns
concept of 'let this thread die' thread

Swoot

list of forum additions suggested by froggychum:

dark mode
free cookies
french bullying thread

the judges will decide who wins, bub

EDIT: had to ask: Does EVAI stand for EVeryone Artificial Intelligence????!?!?!!? this maybe deep lore

[Evai]

Close. It's actually my crypto company I started in 2007. I was very lucky and now I'm a billionaire!



Unfortunately Elon Musk bought me out and bankrupted me, so I moved to India to start a car company


Then that company took off and I got rich again, here is our offices


Then I decided to write a book about my rags to riches success story, Allora Prendi Evai (this is me, well not actually me its a paid actor that I hired to look like me)


It won several awards, and Elon came back to ask me for the movie rights to make a feature film. The film released last year and won an award