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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:11 am

I found this sadfunny:

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Thankfully we're using openssh instead of libssh so I didn't need to update for this latest wonder of a bug.
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Post by assdef » Thu Oct 25, 2018 12:39 am

Don't shh me! You shh yourself!

Rude!
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Oct 25, 2018 8:23 am

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Re: Programming, computers, etc. [Serious]

Post by Ml08180 » Wed Jul 08, 2020 6:53 pm

I was wondering what everyone tech-inclined feels about JSL vs PHP webpages. JSL's syntax is really horrible to look at and work with (imo), but PHP doesn't have quite the same power Java does when it comes to getting stuff done, so I'm really torn on which one to use.

Just trying to get some alternative perspectives on the utility of one vs the other before deciding what I want to use as the basis of a site I'm designing. I'm planning on running the server on a Linux machine, if that makes one choice significantly more complicated than the other.
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Jul 09, 2020 7:55 am

I'm not sure how you'd use the Japanese Sign Language to make a website...

I've never heard of JSL, don't you mean JSP?
A quick search points to at least three different thigns JSL might mean just in the Java context: Java Service Launcher, Java Simulation Library, or Java Search Library. Wow.

Anyhow, I can't give you any useful info since I kind of dislike both Java and PHP, and am not a web developer. If it were me I'd try using ASP.NET (with mono), just because it would let me code in C# and that's what I'm comfortable with. But in general I just don't like working on websites...

I think your choice should depend on what you're more comfortable with, as well as what kind of complexity you need in server-side logic. You can pull off a ton of stuff with php, but the code might will get messy I guess :)
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Post by Ml08180 » Thu Jul 09, 2020 1:15 pm

I did mean JSP, I was posting during a break and my fingers betrayed me

Also ASP is a little off the table for me as I primarily (almost exclusively) use Ubuntu and ASP gets dependent on Microsoft for some stuff. I could probably work around it, but every time I try to work around MS products on my machine it's always a headache so I tend to avoid them whenever possible. Thank you though!
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Post by vraiment » Thu Jul 09, 2020 11:52 pm

I'd drop PHP in the toilet hoping to never see it again
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Post by Ml08180 » Fri Jul 10, 2020 3:48 pm

I think I enjoyed using it, but I'm not entirely sure if it was the PHP or the AJAX that I actually liked. Either way, JSP is part of my training for my job so I guess I'll wait to work with JSP a little more before I decide
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Post by vraiment » Sun Jul 12, 2020 9:37 pm

Just learn dependency injection, make your variables final (*ALL YOUR VARIABLES*) and you will be fine
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Post by Shai'tan » Mon Jul 13, 2020 4:25 pm

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:
Thu Jul 09, 2020 7:55 am
Anyhow, I can't give you any useful info since I kind of dislike both Java and PHP, and am not a web developer. If it were me I'd try using ASP.NET (with mono), just because it would let me code in C# and that's what I'm comfortable with. But in general I just don't like working on websites...
What I'm currently doing at work, .Net Core v3, which seems pretty good. I'm no web developer either though.
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I did mean JSP, I was posting during a break and my fingers betrayed me

Also ASP is a little off the table for me as I primarily (almost exclusively) use Ubuntu and ASP gets dependent on Microsoft for some stuff. I could probably work around it, but every time I try to work around MS products on my machine it's always a headache so I tend to avoid them whenever possible. Thank you though!
Java is pretty good*, not sure about JSP though. How does it compare to using something like React frontend + Java backend?

* Not as good as Kotlin though
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Re: Programming, computers, etc. [Serious]

Post by Ml08180 » Fri Jul 17, 2020 6:03 pm

Shai'tan wrote:
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Not as good as Kotlin though
You say that like bb code isn't the highest form of programming :cxface:
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Re: Programming, computers, etc. [Serious]

Post by MasterPanda » Mon Aug 10, 2020 11:36 pm

im in digital technology class and the teacher is teaching html which i learnt 2 years ago so i guess its time to procrastinate and waste time on asdf forums.

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Re: Programming, computers, etc. [Serious]

Post by vraiment » Tue Aug 11, 2020 7:36 am

Shai'tan wrote:
Mon Jul 13, 2020 4:25 pm
* Not as good as Kotlin though
kotlin = bliss
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im in digital technology class and the teacher is teaching html which i learnt 2 years ago so i guess its time to procrastinate and waste time on asdf forums.
wattup? keep procrastinating (or don't, idk)
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Re: Programming, computers, etc. [Serious]

Post by MasterPanda » Thu Sep 17, 2020 3:26 am

yes i shall continue to do so. I seem to now be doing it in my business class

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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Sep 17, 2020 6:57 am

business class? with peanuts and priority boarding?
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Sep 24, 2020 3:36 pm

I'm not one for esoteric programming languages, but this one made me laugh:
https://tabloid.vercel.app/ (Click it, it will surprise you! :P )
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Re: Programming, computers, etc. [Serious]

Post by ThingerDudes » Thu Oct 15, 2020 10:36 pm

this is terrible I love it.

The other day I was trying to explain to a senior dev why it's bad that the last updated timestamp was in the future. I think I might have also been trying to explain that unix time doesn't have timezones.

this is further evidence that timezones were a mistake and should be abolished.
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Oct 16, 2020 9:50 pm

maybe that senior dev was only a senior in the future

anyhow, time is an illusion, but NTP wouldn't tell you that.
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