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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by Ivokyuftaf6666 » Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:37 pm

This thread is supposed to be about jokes. So, here is a joke which I came up with. :) (I have put them somewhere else, as well)

-Which part or parts of the body can talk?
-the mouth and the nose.
-But how can it be the nose, it can not talk...
-Well, when I entered, it told me that someone had eaten some beans...


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An interview with a musician.
The interviewer:
-Well, Although you are not really popular in society, many women with children visited your most recent concert. It is strange... How did it happen?
The musician answered that only his families had visited the concert.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by Froggychum » Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:41 pm

not bad :P
I dont make up jokes, I steal them from other places and pretend im funny xD
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Post by Shai'tan » Wed Nov 08, 2017 9:52 pm

Froggychum wrote:Here is a video from Bo Burnam, my favorite comedian. I strongly recommend you watch the whole thing, it is godly.

If not, the joke im thinking of stars at 19:08 and you;ll know when its over.

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Post by Froggychum » Wed Nov 08, 2017 9:58 pm

i think ive seen it , if not will watch again. You got any links?
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Post by assdef » Thu Nov 09, 2017 4:52 am

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish.
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Post by Froggychum » Thu Nov 09, 2017 7:43 pm

top kek
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Post by assdef » Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:39 am

I once told a joke about infinity. I never heard the end of it.
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Post by Shai'tan » Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:57 pm

Froggychum wrote:i think ive seen it , if not will watch again. You got any links?
Netflix. Couldn't find it on Youtube.
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Post by Froggychum » Fri Nov 10, 2017 7:41 pm

darn i might of watched it if it was on netflix.

love that genius Bo anyway
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Post by assdef » Sat Nov 11, 2017 12:10 am

The magician got SO MAD he pulled his hare out.
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Post by Froggychum » Sat Nov 11, 2017 1:00 am

ha
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Nov 15, 2017 1:59 pm

Here I am with another stolen joke, as usual.

Do you know why keyboards are always so tired? ... ... ... They have two shifts.
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Post by Froggychum » Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:12 pm

Lol!
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Post by assdef » Thu Nov 16, 2017 1:59 am

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Ivokyuftaf6666 wrote:Awesome Site, Delivering Fun
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Post by Froggychum » Thu Nov 16, 2017 7:51 pm

wanna hear a joke? America.
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Post by assdef » Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:27 am

When my boss told me I could no longer impersonate a flamingo at work, that was the last straw. I had to put my foot down.
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Post by Froggychum » Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:44 pm

me likes

Okay lemme just link to a funny video, I'm not creative on the spot xD:
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Post by assdef » Sat Nov 18, 2017 4:35 pm

What kind of horse does Kim Kardashian ride?
A Kan-Neigh.
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Post by Froggychum » Sat Nov 18, 2017 4:46 pm

oh my lord dirty
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