Asdf and Takeover

[Blargen]

Asdf and Takeover


A three chapter story about how Asdf Land found peace with the Zxcvians. And together overcome and destroyed Jkl;'s kingdom in Keyboardia.






Chapter 1

Twas a dark and stormy night. Asdf, Mayor of Asdf Land, Was exploring the wilderness that surrounds his small town. Jkl; had taken over most of the open fields that are great for Placeing bases and buildings. Asdf And jkl; had been at war with each other for decades. Since Ghians Tyians and Bnians wiped each other out in war. Jkl; Had A Heavy start at the war with the Uiop and M,./ on his side. Qwer was with Asdf, but that didnt last long. Jkl; had destroyed what was left of Qwer's army during the first Six years of the war.

Asdf and his army has been holding out but it is at this time that he is in need of help. His soldiers was in very small numbers and His suplies was low. So here he was. In the middle of a jungle right when a storm was blowing through. But then Asdf stumbled across something. A Torch, and it looked like it was recently used. He Walked a little further and discoverd a small village. The people of this village seemed to be quite inteligant. So Asdf decides to sneak in.

Inside the village there was 12 huts all lined in a circle. With one Large hut in the middle. Guards stood outside of the main hut. Asdf walks into the village and the guards see him right away.

"HEY! WHO ARE YOU?!" The guards yell. The guards charge at Asdf. Asdf tries to run but their to fast. They capture him and take him into the main hut. Inside Zxcv sat.

"Who is this bloke you have brought into my village?" Zxcv says.

"We found him sneaking outside our village sir." One of the Guards say.

"If you will allow me to talk for a second I-" Asdf tries to say before hes cut off by Zxcv

"Ah! You are that Asdf fellow who has been fighting That Jkl; guy right?" Zcxv says. "Your little war has been destroying the wildlife around our village." He says. "And its been makeing a mess of our crops." He finishes.

"Yes... We have been dastroying alot but Its not my nor my armys fault. Jkl; refuses to have peace. We have been fighting him off and now were at our end. Our number of troops has drooped out of poporutions. If Jkl;'s army prosceeds to grow it will end us all."

"You cannot win... Jkl; is too powerful. And if you desire my help you have gone to the wrong person."

"Perhaps. But sooner or later Jkl; will destroy us, and then your army will be to small to defend your village."

"True..."

"If we help each other we will be able to destroy Jkl; and then peace will rain again in keyboardia!"

"hmph... Your little speach is enticeing, but my soldiers are not wanting to help any body else other than me or our village people. So you might as well leave."

"Alright... But I'll return sooner or later." Asdf finishes.









Chapter 2


Asdf walked out of the village headed back towords Asdf Land. The storm started to move away. By the time Asdf got back to the town It was sunny outside. Asdf's friend Caps Lock, Nicknamed "Caps" was inside A tent with the rest of the army. Caps was the general of the entire millitary in Asdf land. Asdf walked into the tent Caps was in.

"Hey Asdf, find anything?" Caps said.

"Yes as a matter of fact. Theres a little village Out about a half mile out in the forrest." Asdf said back.

"Well what did they say? Are they going to help us?"

"I couldent get them to help us in any way. But they do know of our situation."

"Is there any way we could bribe them? Like A trade or a gift?

"Well... They did say their crops was being destroyed from our war."

"Bingo!"

"Right... Right! Thats it!" Asdf says. "Come on Caps lets go to their village." Asdf Finshed. Asdf and Caps continued out to Zxcv village. It was a little past dawn now in Keyboardia. Asdf and Caps got to the village. The guards at the main hut let Asdf And Caps in.

"Well it looks like you have returnd like you said you would." Zxcv says

"Yes, and we also bring a porposal."

"Oh really? What?"

"If you help us Destroy Jkl;, we will rebuild your farms and get your crops into prize-winning condition!"

"Hmm... That seem fair enough. But we are already able to do that ourselves..."

"Well... Um... What if we told you that you could be set for life with no need to farm anything? We at Asdf land can keep your village fed for years!"

"Well, That sounds like a pretty good deal!"

"So will you help us?"

"Well........ Yes I suppose I could." Zxcv finishes. Now Jkl;'s empire dosent stand a chance.







Chapter 3

Zxcv gatherd his many troops together. Asdf did the same with his troops. They all came together in Asdf Land. The entire town was filled with soldiers. All together they made up 345 Troops.

"Well we have our troops together Asdf. But Jkl;'s army is far far greater this." Zxcv says.

"Yes. But we have been studying Jkl;'s tactics. His army is unorginized. The way we penetrait his fortress will determen the outcome." Asdf says.

"Right. And Jkl; isnt expecting an attack right now."

"Which give us another advantage!" Asdf Says. Asdf walked up a stairway to announce to the army."Now hear this! Today! We are going to defeat Jkl;'s Rain of terror! Jkl; Is going to fall! And We are going to bring peace to Keybordia!" Asdf Yells to the army. Cheering is heard throught the Town. The army starts to March out of the town with Asdf and Zxcv Fallowing behind. Caps was at the front lines ready to give the command to charge.

Twas a sight to see. The small army filled with hope of peace. They all marched into Jkl;'s Territory. Caps held up his hand waiting to give the signal to charge. His hand dropped forward.

"CHARGE!" Caps yells for all of the army to hear. One by one the soldiers infiltrated the fortress. In almost 19 minuets of intince battle the men of Jkl;'s army was ethier Dead or dying. Asdf and Zxcv ran up to Jkl; and attacked him while the army backed down. Asdf draws a sword and fights Jkl; intincely. Zxcv runs up from behind and stabs Jkl; throught the gut. Then Asdf slashes through his heart. Right then... Jkl; fell.

Now two years later Peace is filled all over the land. Asdf held his promise to Zxcv and the two combined there land and made one large city. Sadly though, Caps couldent see this. He died in the battle againts Jkl;. But he hasent been forgoten. Fianly peace rains throught Keyboardia like Asdf said. Now forever it shall.

The End

[CX gamer]

Waw... I like it...

Put it on your WoF...

[Blargen]

*imatateing elvis* wha thank ya very much.

[CX gamer]

Elvis is dead, I hope you won't...

[Blargen]

Time for a random pic.
Made by yours truely.

[CX gamer]

Yay for knuckles!...

!... Nooooo!... I have some screenshots from when that happened still...

[Blargen]

Actually its tails. *coughfailcoughcough*

[CX gamer]

Yes yes... Couldn't come to his name on time... Never played sonic...

[Blargen]

Oh really... Word of advice: Never play any sonic game that came out after 2004

[CX gamer]

Oh... Okay, I won't...

Is that when they got to the gamecube?!...

[Shai'tan]

Probably... They just want more money, so they keep creating new bs games...

[ThingerDudes]

no sega stopped making enough money to develop quality games like they used to.

[CX gamer]

Or they have just created every possible game type...

[Blargen]

Sonic heroes was the last decent Sonic game that sega evermade.

[Shai'tan]

I don't know anything about it...

[CX gamer]

Neither do I, but I'll try to play along...

Yes, the tiny blue hedgehog... Very good indeed...

There are people committed to complete the game as fast as possible... They study every frame on emulators...
Stuff like that you delay one frame on horizontal speed on the top of your jump unless you hit an object...
These tool assisted speedruns provide good entertainment...

But metroid is better tough...

[Blargen]

Sonic is my absoulute favorite games of all time. If asdf had a game IT would be my favorite................... Im makeing an asdf game now.....

[Arkannine]

I'm making an ASDF minigames pack collection, but Game aker is rather tricky...

[Shai'tan]

I'm making an ASDF minigames pack collection, but Game aker is rather tricky...

I'm looking forward to it

[keja]

I'm making something very special.