My first asdf theories

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My first asdf theories

Post by asdfholic » Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:00 pm

Please inform me of any inaccuracies in my theories. Thank you! :)

Theory #1
When spelled out phonetically, asdf becomes "ayesdeeef". We can then separate this into "A yes deeef". Now, considering the linguistics involved, the "de" in "deeef" can be turned into a "be", giving us "A yes beeef", which we can then assume means "A yes beef". From this, we get "A yes to beef" or "Say yes to beef". A warning to vegetarians everywhere?

Theory #2
If we translate asdf into Japanese, we get e su deai fuu. This translates into "handle nest encounter seal". From this, we get "Handle of a nest encounter, sealed." Now, a "nest" is generally regarded as a home, so we can get "Handle of a home encounter, sealed." We can assume "handle" means door or doorknob, so we get "Door of a home encounter, sealed." We can then easily rearrange the words to make more sense: "Encounter the door of a home, sealed" or "Encounter the sealed door of a home." "Sealed door" is likely to be a locked door, so "Encounter the locked door of a home" or, more simply, "Find the locked door of a home."
Now, e su deai fuu can also be translated into "painting vinegar encounter seal". The first thing one would think of that upon encountering vinegar needs a seal is baking soda, also known as bicarbonate of soda, so we get "Painting bicarbonate of soda". If we assume this means it is made of carbon-based paint, we get "Painting soda". Translating "soda" to Japanese, we get "so da", which means "that is right", thus getting "painting that is right" or "painting that is to the right".
Thus, find the locked door of a home, and there will be a painting to the right.

Theory #3
If we take asdf and stick a 2 after each letter, we get a2s2d2f2. a2 is a well-known musical term meaning "all together". s2 can be made into s^2, which is the formula for a square area. d2 is half of the robot R2D2's name. f2 spelled phonetically is "Eff'd you". We can assume "Eff'd" is a verb because of the "'d". One such verb would be effaced, meaning to wipe out or erase. So, we get "all together, square area, robot, effaced you". By "you", we can assume this means the human species, so we get "All together, square area, robot, effaced human species" or "All together in a square area, robots effaced the human species. An eerie prophecy, indeed...

Once again, these are my first, so please let me know if any adjustments need to be made!

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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Dec 19, 2008 3:49 pm

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Post by Shai'tan » Fri Dec 19, 2008 3:50 pm

Incredible! :D

And Atom, you and CX are in charge of that, so in theory you can put him on the WoF...
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Dec 19, 2008 3:53 pm

i know, i just didn't wanna judge so quickly, but oh well.

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Post by CX gamer » Sat Dec 20, 2008 8:49 am

Welcome, oh great follower of ASDF... :)

Welcome also on the Wall of Fame for you excelent theories...

Lastly, I wish to welcome you in name of all of us, welcome to our little community, we will aid you in your first steps towards total ASDF enlightenment... :)
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Post by Shai'tan » Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:05 pm

:o


You should be honored, asdfholic, you just got the best welcoming message anyone have got in ages, if ever... O.O
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Post by CX gamer » Sun Dec 21, 2008 9:36 am

I hope it doesn't become a standard welcoming ™... :?
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Post by Shai'tan » Sun Dec 21, 2008 10:00 am

I hope not, it wouldn't be fair :P
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Post by CX gamer » Sun Dec 21, 2008 10:49 am

Fair against who?!...
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Post by Shai'tan » Sun Dec 21, 2008 3:53 pm

Fair to asdfholic :|
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Post by asdfholic » Sun Dec 21, 2008 6:20 pm

Arigatou, arigatou gozaimasu! :oops: I feel so honored!
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Post by steel » Sun Dec 21, 2008 10:57 pm

Are you on the WoF yet?

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Post by Shai'tan » Mon Dec 22, 2008 1:14 am

He is... Must be a record, first post and WoF :P

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Post by CX gamer » Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:15 am

Well I'm not keeping track... But I think this might be a record...
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:44 pm

i remember someone was WoF'd on his first day, not sure if it was first post though..
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Post by asdfholic » Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:11 pm

:D

(Sorry, I love Japanese. *laughs* It means thank you. Thank you very much. But without the Elvis. )
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Post by CX gamer » Mon Dec 22, 2008 5:35 pm

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:i remember someone was WoF'd on his first day, not sure if it was first post though..
Yes, I was thinking of that too... But I'm quite sure it wasn't his first post... And I smell an E in the username...
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:22 pm

:o your letter-smelling skills pwn :oops:
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Post by CX gamer » Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:07 pm

Well thank you...

You're salt-throwing skills are neat... ;)
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