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You made no wish, but as consolation you get five million sticky notes, only they are already stuck to something in your house and have drawings of lawn gnomes on them. You're welcome.

I wish I could fall asleep faster at night

Wish granted, you now instantly fall asleep once it's night...

I wish I had more time...

Your wish is granted, but poor little Timmy McCormic is the one you took it from...

I wish there wasn't a dog trapped in my guitar.

your wish is granted, but now there is an entire herd of elephants trapped in it..


i wish the windows of our apartment would clean themselves..

Your wish is granted but they're now Vista.

I wish for instant noodles.

your wish is granted. but you can never have any hot water ever.

I wish for enough money to cover my robotics competition registration fee.

Your wish is granted. But you have to build your robots out of human flesh or your diqualifyed.




I wish keja was dead.

You wish what? Come on! Let me destroy your dreams.

Blargen's wish is granted, no strings attached.

I wish I wasn't as big as Jesus.

Your wish is granted, but now you're small as an ant but not as strong as they are.

I wish for tissues.

You're wish is granted, but everyone knows you're doing the same thing that Thinger was.

You forgot to wish!

I wish for a magic hat.

It's my go!

Any way, you get the magic hat, it doesn't suit you.


I wish for a magic hat that fits and suits me and doesn't do anything bad.

your wish is granted but you die because of my magic hat, and not yours.

I wish my magic hat suited me.

You're wish is granted, but the hat was ugly so now you are too.


I wish for an eighth of the moon.

Your wish is granted, now celebrities sues you.

I wish that I have a tail.

You wish is granted but it's on the end of your nose.

Make a wish!

I wish I would stop forgetting.