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Posted: **Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:35 pm**

You're wish is granted, but you develop an allergy to bread.

I wish for a book about cats.

Posted: **Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:36 am**

Your wish is granted... But you have to take it from a very large cat...

I wish for life...

Posted: **Tue Jul 14, 2009 2:56 am**

your wish is granted but Hitler gets his life back too.

I wish for a very large cat.

Posted: **Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:55 am**

Your wish is granted... But it has rabies.

I wigh I had rabies and cancer. And mabey the flu.

Posted: **Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:45 pm**

Your wish is granted, but you are eaten by a very large cat.

I wish 7 times.

Posted: **Sat Aug 01, 2009 8:20 pm**

your wish is granted but you age 10 years for each wish and you cannot wish for youth.

I wish for a camel.

Posted: **Sun Aug 09, 2009 1:21 pm**

your wish is granted,but the camel is waiting for u in moon

i wish for ps3

Posted: **Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:01 pm**

you're wish is granted, but your ps3 gets confiscated by a teacher who saw you playing it in the hallway

i wish for a library full of good books.

Posted: **Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:05 pm**

your wish is granted but they are written in a language that no one in the world knows.

I wish my logo for the ASDF usergroup would be used...

Posted: **Sun Aug 23, 2009 1:55 pm**

Your wish is granted, but it had a virus and crashed the site.

I wish I had some McDonalds!

Posted: **Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:18 pm**

wish granted, you get trapped under 10 McDonald's restaurants, all of them are closed and out of supplies..

i wish it was tomorrow.

Posted: **Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:25 pm**

Wish granted, you created a black hole in the time-space continuum...

I wish an unlit candle...

Posted: **Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:46 pm**

Your wish is granted, but it will remain unlit forever.

I wish school was over with already...

Posted: **Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:29 pm**

Wish granted, school ended and you will remain uneducated for the rest of your life...

I wish some girlfriends...

Posted: **Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:32 pm**

your wish is granted but you eat them by accident and then you're sad.

I wish for faster internet...

Posted: **Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:36 am**

Wish granted, you have faster internet, but the rest of the world is without...

I wish a rose...

Posted: **Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:56 pm**

Your wish is granted, But it's Axl Rose and he starts a fight with you.

I wish for Izzy Stradlin.

Posted: **Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:41 pm**

your wish is granted but he has dreadlocks like Axl Rose

I wish for a magic unicorn.

Posted: **Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:27 pm**

Wish granted, it's horn spawned right inside you...

I wish some plastic teeth...

Posted: **Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:15 pm**

granted, but the teeth are located on your forehead

i wish i had 3 arms

The Wishing Game