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Your wish is granted, but

I wish the Hurt and Heal would start already.

Your wish is not granted.

I wish for a cupcake.

Your wish is granted, but they contain a special ingredient...

I wish for more people to join H&H...

Your wish is granted, but it's gonna take five years and most current users who already applied (may include you) will have died of natural (or not) causes!

I wish Shai would be wise and start it already.

your wish is granted, but it's part 4.5 and you are the only player so you lose automatically, and no, you don't win because you wished for the same thing for the last gazillion times.

I wish Arkannine would stop wishing that the H&H would start

Your wish granted, but it is not.

I wish the Hurt and Heal would start already.

You wish granted but you're not allowed to play...

I wish I would start H&H already...

your wish is granted but it is stopped abruptly

I wish people would stop mentioning H&H after this post in this thread

Your wish is granted, but now they mention Hurt and Heal

I wish Shai's twin brother would stop poking my arm with a stick.

You're wish is granted, but I spelled your wrong.

I wish that I could smell the roses

your wish is granted but they smell like a garbageman's armpit

I wish I was a great plumber

Your wish is granted, but you never get used

I wish people would stop flaming me in the H&H

Your wish is granted, but now they flame you everywhere else...


I wish was almighty...

Your wish is granted, but you aren't as almighty as me.

I wish for another muffin.

Your wish is granted, but here it is: /|\


I wish someone makes a wish

your wish is granted but they are not granted.

I wish for a Batcave.

Your wish is granted but it's literally a cave full of bats.

I wish for a wife.

Your wish is granted, but she is a man.

I wish warrgharbbbl.

your wish is granted but you are eaten by warrgharbbbl.

I wish Kurt Cobain was alive.