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Your wish is granted, but the wishes are for somebody else.

I wish that someone say something about my new avatar.

your wish is granted, but your gluteus maximus is taking into legal proceedings. and you lose

I wish I had enough money to ignore laws

Your wish is granted, but there is a law that forbids you to use money to ignore other laws.

your wish is not granted because you didn't make one

I wish Arkannine would make a wish

you're wish is granted, but you'll have to wait till ark posts

i wish you people would play these awesome games:

http://nifflas.ni2.se/index.php?main=01Home

Your wish is granted, but these people turn into zombies.

I wish Philom would add as an official asdf emoticon.

I wish dcritic would follow the rules of the game....

Your wish is granted, but now he doesn't follow rules irl...


I wish people would ignore off-topic posts in the games section...

your wish is granted but they ignore on-topic posts as well, ruining the games section.

I wish I didn't care.

Your wish is granrted, but your dont-careness make you suicide and you die.

I wish for new episodes of "My Wife and Kids".

Your wish is granted, but the wife becomes a boy.

I wish my webcam would work.

Your wish is granted, but it will only work after you throw it away.

I wish I have Fox so I can buy new episodes of "My Wife and Kids" where every character stays the way it is.

Your wish is granted but all the episodes are made of hot lava so they will melt anyone who sees them.



I wish that your dads brothers aunts uncles grandmothers former annoying room mate would call you more often...

Your wish is granted, but he only calls you to ask for money.

I wish the Hurt and Heal would start already.

your wish is granted but you die first

I wish for rain

Your wish is granted but your mogwai gets wet and produces more mogwais.

I wish that someone feeds the mogwai after midnight.

Your wish is granted, but Gizmo killls 'em all.

I wish the Hurt and Heal game would start already.

your wish is granted but you can't play

I wish I had some google stock

Your wish is granted... But you have to have your Genitals Cut off....




I wish for an infinate supliy of wishes that never have any side affects...

Your wish is granted, but your unlimited wishes can only be about mogwais.