asdf forums

only 7861 victims can sate my hunger

78, and I cannot stress this enough, 62

7863

that 62 is more stressed than a twitter dev rn

Did you know that there are only 7864 people who have seen asdf.com?

7865

false. everyone sees asdf.com twice in their life. once before birth, and once at the moment of death.

asdf giveth and asdf taketh away

life is transient, but asdf is eternal

You're right, I can't believe that I thought that lie was true for 7866 seconds

it is okay

you can repent by praying to asdf 7867 times

mercy is a virtue of the ASDF
cruelty is a sin of the JKL;

7868
ok done

7869
good work, soldier
here, have a Boar Vessel 500-600 BC Etruscan Ceramic, because you r Epic!

7870

fun math fact: 500-600 BC was exactly 7871 years ago

7872
dont spread misinformation on the internet
or else i might become president
you dont want that to happen
trust me

fun fact: I was once president for 7873 minutes and the only reason Corsica still exists is because I was impeached

Sorry about that, I hope you got at least 7874 peaches as a consolation prize out of it

7875 is my favorite number

7877 says "knock knock (ohio gyatt)?"

me:
what do YUO call a plane in china

THE ANSWER IS IN YOUR WALLS

Mr. Chum did you forget to take all of your 7878 meds today?

I have attacked my walls with an Appropriate Tool ™ and I have found the answer to deciphering the frogpost. I will have to translate your post to regularnormalokay people:

Knock knock. Who's there? Two. Two who? Two planes walk into a bar. What do you call a plane in China?
The joke answer is that whenever people refer to flying machines in China, they say 俄亥俄州吉亞特雷茲勒斯隊 100 人死亡 which is something in Ohioan, which Froggychum reportedly does not speak.

I feel like this excercise was not worthwhile. Sorry for wasting everyone's time.

its ok we forgive you because you are family
Fast and Furious V̅MMDCCCLXXVIII taught me everything i know

one number greater than that
which I magically happen to know off the top of my head that it's 7880