Count to 10000

[Froggychum]

7421

if you're schizophrenic enough, anything is possible!

For example, i just rearranged all the demons in your last post to spell out the name of the next man i have to kill! Thanks, voices!

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Horrific thoughts like that give me exactly 7422 goosebumps.

[Naddarobo]

Almost forgot to un freeze the thread for the 7423th time

[atomtengeralattjaro]

I've got 7424 threads in my freezer.

[Naddarobo]

Alright guys, I need to study and do other stuff, if you see me online within the next 72 hours please slap me 7425 times

[Evai]

I would like to contribute to counting, I've only done it once before. I believe the current number will be 7426.
Thank you, I will now go

[ThingerDudes]

7427

[Froggychum]

7428

Evai has posted here twice but we all know when this thread hits 10K he will be one of the first people to congratulate himself on the accomplishment

wow very toxic masculinity, seems you need to checkity check your boyprivileges

[Naddarobo]

7429
idk man, maybe he's gonna start posting a lot on this thread.

[gh0st]

7430

It's always been the destination, never the journey for me. Once this sucka hits 1k, I'm throwing a house party

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Well then you better throw 7.431 house parties real quick to catch up since we're at 7431.

[Froggychum]

7432

thats bad advice Sir,

everyone knows regulations state that its dangerous to throw more than 4.6 house parties at a time, or 3.4 if you live in an area with Neighborhood Watch due to the risk for Spontaneous Karenbustion. The science of course being that the amount of ambient Dipshit Energy raises drastically during large gatherings involving alcohol, social pressure, boring activities, and alcohol, and while some exposure can be safe for the average person, intense or prolonged exposure can result in lasting consequences such as loss of brain matter or addictions to home remedies for hangover cures

Also, it's not any more than a theory right now, but some researchers have calculated that throwing more than 6.8 soirees or shebangs at a single moment in time and space, could result in unforeseen consequences to the dimensional fabric of reality. Anecdotal witness accounts from the most consecutive house parties around the world have largely supported this hypothesis, as countless report peculiar and inexplicable happenings have been reported during most of the world's top recorded consecutive house parties (namely Kappa Sigma Phi Fraternity's Final Hoedown at 6.53, Tennessee Jackson's 100-Year Memorial Jamboree at 6.41, Jason Alexandres De Marco Di Caprio's Celebrity Wingding Extravaganza at 6.32 and Biggy Biggs' Hooch and Booze Fest-a-palooza at 6.29).

Though modern partyologists are by no means in agreement, there have been many good arguments for the worst-case possibility of the summoning of the entity known as Kyle. Such a cataclysmic scenario would result in a sudden and immediate vacuum (estimates on how long it would take Kyle to form the gravitational force to be between 0.2 ms and ~0.00013 μs after his initial appearance). While this vacuum would likely not affect physical matter of this dimension, it would likely affect Monster Energy drinks, which contain an undeclared isotope of the parallel-universe synthetic element Gamerium-69. While the sudden atomization of all of the revolting soft drinks within at least 30 miles, but up to as far as 6.35 AU would be a great relief to the vast majority of people, individuals with forms of Party-Cell Diseases such as Jockitis (chadific toxoplasm b) or The Skankies (american slutvirus-96 and millennial slutvirus-07 among others) which currently accounts for about 3.2% of the USA population as of the 2019 Census, would be likely to enter a medically-induced berserk state as their bodies would not longer have the chemicals needed to regulate their limbic systems.

Though not much is known about the unconfirmed existence of 'Kyle' due to the difficulty in communicating with this phenomenon-class being, several ESP-confirmed individuals have reported sensing a "Unprecedented malice towards drywall", or rarely even "Extreme risk of breaking fragile household objects, or crashing dirt bikes" by Clarissa Serena-Damascus Thompson of the Organization's European branch, an internationally certified SP-Rank Divination specialist who previously worked under the CIA's MK Ultra and projects.

Given his nature as a being with abilities that defy our conventional understanding of physics (though high-level quantum mechanic researchers and string theorists have offered several possible explanations on his origins, and our - allies from Planet have confirmed that their research is technically possible within the fundamentals of reality that they have observed, though they consider it an unlikely explanation), any form of direct offensive sustained from him should be considered as a threat of the ORDINAL-8 level. Should world leaders be given solid proof that he is hostile towards us, then the threat level would have to be raised to ORDINAL-MAX, otherwise known as an Absolute Doomsday Event. While planetary destruction is unlikely, the global collapse of civilization is guaranteed, and the extinction of humanity has been calculated by the Helsinki Underground Supercomputer GoD-Wx5 to have a 98.9976% likelihood, with an uncertainty of approximately ~0.12003%, not accounting for spontaneous quantum leaps.

In the case of Kyle's summoning, all world agencies with access to these files are advised to immediately enact their respective "Plan Z: Final Scenario"s. Affiliate organizations of our Council will also resort to contacting the Transcendents, of Ancient Mesopotamia, - of 3rd Century BCE China, of 14th Century Florence and even "The Man in White" - if that individual can at all be reached, and is deemed by our standby EX-Rank experts of every field to be unlikely to respond with hostility given the unfortunate events of the & Incidents.

Should all these contingencies fail, all of the Council's primary locations will activate their "Annihilation Protocols" (including 大日孁貴神 [AMATERASU], יהוה יתגלה [GOD'S LAST WISH], and [ASTRAL PHASE OMEGA CONNECTOR] and (3-6) other classified equivalents).

If even this fails, then it will be up to the almighty [□□□] to decide our fate.

- Signed with clarity by Head Director of The Council , in the thirteenth [13] day and fifth [5] month of the two thousand twenty third [2023] year of our Lord . May you rule with honor and perspective .

- Witnessed with faith by Doctor Hendersson of The Nine God Alliance, in the thirteenth [13] day and fifth [5] month of the two thousand twenty third [2023] year after the fall of the Ninth Tower . May the Great Ones rise again .

- Confirmed by twenty-seven (27) of the Sacred Sisters of the Cathedral in , Ethiopia. ፀሐይ ይመለከታታል

- This document has been treated with high level pneumonics and also contains a psionic seal to prevent information leakage. This page should be disposed of immediately after the completion of viewing, with either Hellfire at least of the Baal-rank or purified Flames of Samadhi with at least a threefold Immortal Spirit Refinement

[atomtengeralattjaro]

[HOTFIX 7433 PLEASE INSTALL ASAP!!!!!!!!]

Well some of that is above my clearance level, but I promise I averted my eyes and looked only through a small gap between my fingers, as per protocol.

In hindsight, and taking the dangers outlined by Head Director Froggychum into partial account, I must revise my earlier recommendation pertaining a particular number of house parties and the throwing thereof.

I must deliver my utmost thanks, in the name of all beings of this universe, for such evocative forewarning of the cosmic level.

My detailed updated recommendation is as follows.

Best not.

[Froggychum]

7434

[atomtengeralattjaro]

7435

[Froggychum]

7436

[atomtengeralattjaro]

I tried to stop trainposting but when it comes down to it, it's quite difficult to stop this train

[Naddarobo]

7438
"You must never break the train! Never break the train!"
- Fleetwood Mac

[Froggychum]

7439

+1 trainpilled

[Naddarobo]

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