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Yes.

You will be introduced to a very enjoyable place in nature which will have the magic ability to stop the time when you visit it, so that you will always enjoy it for as long, as you want,
But
Local creatures will perceive you as wearing a long skirt.

Will you press the button?

yes

You will have something wonderfully deliciously sweet but it's wonderful flavor will stay with you all day.

Would you push the button?

=^.^=

Yes. I would.

All the cities on the world will get the magical property to have their air still ecologically clean despite all the cars and buses.
But...
On every building there will be a large-sized label, saying that Userlvg is very super amazing, because Userlvg is indeed infinitely amazing!

Will you press the button?

Yes


You will visit a wonderfully sweet place but a powerful and kind youkai will stay with you.

Would you push the button?

=^.^=

Yes.

You will have a very comfortable soft people, on which you will always sleep calmly and pleasantly, but sometimes a giant and generous creature will visit you and will hug you.
Will you press the button?

Yes

You will see wonderful videos but sometimes you will see a kind youkai.

Would you push the button?

=^.^=

Yes.

You will have your own area in a wonderfully enjoyable land, but the land will be ruled by an emotionally driven creature.
Will you press the button?

Yes


You will have a magical telescope but if you look through it while listening to music you will see that band playing.

Would you push the button?

Yes, I would. And then I would look from that telescope only in cases when I am not listening to music.

You will get befriended by a genuinely kind youkai, who will often hug you and will make you genuine compliments, but whenever you draw hugging creatures, you will suddenly see a beautiful landscape, inspired by the affection of the hug.

Will you press the button?

Yes, that sounds wonderful


You will have many tasty treats to eat but they will take form of shapes that you imagine them to be.

Would you push the button?

Yes, I would.

You will be given the chance to walk through the most pleasant forest ever, but sometimes the local creatures will imitate every movement of yours.
Will you press the button?

Yes

You will be given delicious treats to eat but they will also be give to lovable youkai

Would you push the button?

=^.^=

Yes, sure.

You will have a magical plate that will automatically createin itself delicious things during daytime, but a bird will sleep in the plate at night.
Will you press the button?

Yes

You will hear a wonderful song but when it's over you will see the band.

Would you push the button?

Yes , sure.

You will become a mathematician, but the digit location of your calculators will get shuffled every day.

Will you press the button?

Yes

You will have a delicious drink but ice cubes will be placed inside.

Would you push the button?

=^.^=

Yes, and after that I will make the temperature of the air very hot and will wait for the drink to become warm again, before drinking it.

You will get accompanied by a cute and refreshing creature in half of the times when you go on a walk, but his clothes will have the magic ability to attract squirrels.
Will you press the button?

Yes

You will hear many enjoyable songs but some songs kind youkai will come to listen to.

Would you push the button?

Yes, I would.

A polite creature will bring to you tasty things and recordings of pleasant melodies, but whenever the creature visits you, the music will pause automatically.
Will you press the button?

Yes

A lovable youkai will bring you a wonderful song but it will be on a cd.

Would you push the button?