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Yes.

You will have have an infinite source of chocolate but it will be located near a peaceful forest.

Will you press the button?

Yes.

A friend will tell you your uniquely fantastic but they will also say your worthy of infinite respect.

Will you push the button?



(Friend you are uniquely fantastic! Your a wonderful friend that makes good vibes and is great to be with. Your worthy of infinite respect.)

Yes, of course, I will!
(Thank you very much, my amazing best friend. You are worthy of eternal admiration and infinite appreciation.)

An entire town will respect you very much. They will all place high honor to your intelligence and other qualities that you genuinely have.
But…
Seventy per cent of the town’s population will think that you are a woman and one of the statues in your honor will be even built with a long skirt.
Will you press the button?

(Personally, I will.)

Yes.

A friend will cherish being your friend but they will truly love the experiences they have with you.

Will you press the button?



(Friend, I cherish you! The experiences I have with you I love.You are wonderfully magnificent!)

Yes I will. Thank you. I love you, too!

A powerful creature will show you many beautiful landscapes, but on the way to there it will make out loud logical analyses of its love for you.
Will you press the button?

Yes.

A lovable youkai will have wonderful vibes when with you but it will always have wonderful vibes being your friend.

Will you push the button?

(Friend, you have wonderful awesome lovely lovable vibes!)

Yes, I will.
(Thank you, my beloved best friend.)

You will get introduced every day to a new song that you will love and enjoy, but sometimes you will find chocolate at unusual places.
Will you press the button?

Yes.

A friend will call you their best friend but they will be very grateful for the friendship they have with you.

Will you press the button?

(Ivokyuftaf6666 is my best friend and I'm very grateful for the friendship I have with him and his lovable uniqueness.)

Yes, I will. Thank you very much, my beloved best friend!

You will travel around many islands with amazingly wonderful seaside beaches and you will enjoy all of them,
But,
After your journey around the islands, you will hear that on some islands, creatures have built statues in your honor because they knew that you are worthy of strong respect.

Will you press the button?

Yes.

You will have a really enjoyable experience but you will truly love having a best friend.

Will you press the button?

(Best friend you are awesome! My experience with you is really enjoyable and your a wonderful friend I love.)

Yes, of course, especially if the friend is as amazing, as you are!
(Thank you very much, my favorite friend. I love you too!)

A kind creature that you often see will say on its mind something positive about you whenever it sees you, but it will consider you the coolest and the most wonderful friend on the world.
Will you press the button?

Yes.

A wonderful treat you will enjoy very much but it's super tasty deliciousness will always be a savored flavor.

Will you press the button?

Yes, I will.

A cute creature will respect your rhyming skills, but it will inform you about this while you are listening to music.
Will you press the button?

(My amazing best friend, your rhyming skills are great!)

Yes.

(^Thank you.)

You will hear a delightful comment but it will be from a friend that loves you.

Will you press the button?

(Friend, your comments are delightful! Your a wonderful friend I love!)

Yes, I will.
Awww, thank you very much, my genuinely sweet best friend! I love you very much, too!

A couple of cute creatures will bring to you tasty things of differrnt sorts, but they will do it simultaneously.

Will you press the button?

Yes.

A lovable youkai will befriend you but their choice in music preference will be wonderfully unique.

Will you press the button?

(Friend, you have wonderful choice of music preference.)

Yes, I will.
(Thank you.)

You will be able to teleport to any seaside beach on the Earth, at any time, in both directions to threre and back, but in one third of cases when you use this ability the furniture at your house (such as chairs, tables, etc) will get colored differently from the colors you are used to.

Will you press the button?

Yes.

You will enjoy playing forum games but a friend will tell you, your genuinely wonderful.

Will you press the button?



(Friend, you are genuinely wonderful! I enjoy playing forum games with you very much!)

Yes, I absoutely will!
Aww, thank you very much, my amazing best friend!

A friend of yours will respect you, but he will give you a hug.
Wypb?

(I respect you fully, my favorite friend. Huge hugs to you, because I love you!)

Yes.

(^Wonderful friend, thank you.)

You will have a delightful experience but it will be with a best friend.

Will you press the button?



(Best friend, the experiences I have with you are delightful!)

(This was my 5,555 post on ASDF.)