I hear a bunch of poofing
meaning time travel and it's kind of interesting, but i still need to wait by this bridge. It's taking a really long time for my friends to show up..
Throughout space and time I send out a mental signal to the three individuals I must meat, @Ivokyuftaf6666, @userlvg and the mayonnaise man (whenever and wherever he is) also knows he needs to get his ass over here please and thank you.
Still, waiting, I decide to get some more loot, cause that's what life is all about.
Before I do anything, Aphrojolo returns and tells me that he created a race called the Afromites which are very hairy bugs that are smaller than sand grains. I say he did good and bestow upon him some Groovy Glasses of Wackiness. Herman returns and tells me that the microdwarves now worship a being they know as Ovira, but whom I know as Ivokyuftaf. They do this because they sense a great presence of kindness, something they don't really understand because I was their creator and they think im a big meanie (which i can be), I tell herman to go back there and force them to believe in me again or else I will punish them with pain and hunger. He agrees, so I give him a Boring Diaper of Rationality which he reluctantly wears.
I decide to clone my 2 mystery potions into 4 and I open them, getting a Potion of Rabies, a Potion of Bloating, a Potion of Long-Legs and a Potion of Flight
I clone my coal getting 60 from 30, then 120 from 60 and then I push it to 150 coal.
I increase my platinum by an order of magnitude, and quadruple my diamonds
Also, my oracle scepter gives me a prophecy
You will find a being with two heads
I mix my coal with my superfuel, adding Coalite to the list of adjectives. I also push the volume up to 1550 barrels.
I brewcraft my two potions of bloat and long leg into a Potion of Thunderthighs
I take a nap and once more get another dream fragment
I am still waiting but oof boredom is setting in