Okay, so the game is to get as much cool crap as possible and then list out everything you own in a spoiler at the end of the post.
Anything you do is up to you, and feel free to trade! Errors in record-keeping can be attributed to glitches in reality and NOT human incompetence (but dwarven or elven incompetence will be fine)
Allow me to start (or yell at me for it!): I woke up this morning and found a lump of coal under my bed.