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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 11:14 pm
by Uly
At the record store.
How do I get out of this place?
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2016 3:41 pm
by assdef
Only if it's the last thing you ever do.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 12:36 pm
by Uly
In a magic hat.
Where's the bathroom?
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 1:23 am
by assdef
Down the hallway, 78th door on the left.
Who's your friend?
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2016 5:35 pm
by Anonymously Famous
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD SEE HIM!!!
What's in your wallet?
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2016 7:28 pm
by Uly
Cold hard cabbage.
Where is my virginity?
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 1:21 am
by assdef
Next to your West Virginity, south of Maryland.
Can I get a witness?
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2016 9:47 pm
by Anonymously Famous
You can get a pair of Witnesses, but they might try to convert you.
What's your favorite holiday?
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2016 4:01 am
by assdef
Barbershop Music Appreciation Day.
Why is Donald Trump a legitimate candidate for President of the United States?
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2016 6:08 pm
by Anonymously Famous
Because, even though more people voted against Trump than for him, there were so many other candidates that he gained momentum early from the simple fact that people recognized his name, whereas other candidates got fewer votes each. If there were fewer candidates to start out, we would likely not be looking at Trump vs. Clinton.
Can I vote for you, assdef?
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 12:05 am
by assdef
Sure you can, if you want to waste your vote.
Why do white cops have to kill black people?
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2016 5:45 pm
by Anonymously Famous
Why do crazy snipers have to kill cops?
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 3:25 am
by assdef
Because second amendment.
Why is it called lipstick, when your lips can still move when you wear it?
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 2:02 pm
by atomtengeralattjaro
Because it's a tick that has lips.
How big is blue?
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:28 pm
by Anonymously Famous
In RGB notation, blue is 0000FF, which makes its size 255.
What's your favorite show right now?
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 9:07 pm
by Uly
Anonymously Famous wrote:In RGB notation, blue is 0000FF, which makes its size 255.
What's your favorite show right now?
Firefly. Can't wait for season two.
What does ASDF stand for?
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 11:29 pm
by Anonymously Famous
Amazon sells durable forks.
What's the secret to getting enough sleep.
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 9:14 am
by atomtengeralattjaro
Step 1: get twice as much sleep as you need
Step 2: sell half the amount of sleep you have
Step 3: ??????
Step 4: PROFIT
What's step 3?
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 1:29 pm
by Uly
put a %10 markup on your sale before it's final
where do whores go?
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 4:36 pm
by Anonymously Famous
To the bathroom. Several times a day. Just like everyone else.
Would Groundhog Day be better if it were called Woodchuck Day or Whistlepig Day?