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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Post by Uly » Wed Feb 24, 2016 11:14 pm

At the record store.

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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Post by assdef » Sat Jun 04, 2016 3:41 pm

Only if it's the last thing you ever do.

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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Post by Uly » Mon Jun 06, 2016 12:36 pm

In a magic hat.

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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Post by assdef » Tue Jun 07, 2016 1:23 am

Down the hallway, 78th door on the left.

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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Post by Anonymously Famous » Wed Jun 15, 2016 5:35 pm

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD SEE HIM!!!

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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Post by Uly » Wed Jun 15, 2016 7:28 pm

Cold hard cabbage.

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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Post by assdef » Fri Jun 17, 2016 1:21 am

Next to your West Virginity, south of Maryland.

Can I get a witness?
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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Post by Anonymously Famous » Tue Jul 05, 2016 9:47 pm

You can get a pair of Witnesses, but they might try to convert you.

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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Post by assdef » Wed Jul 06, 2016 4:01 am

Barbershop Music Appreciation Day.

Why is Donald Trump a legitimate candidate for President of the United States?
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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Post by Anonymously Famous » Thu Jul 07, 2016 6:08 pm

Because, even though more people voted against Trump than for him, there were so many other candidates that he gained momentum early from the simple fact that people recognized his name, whereas other candidates got fewer votes each. If there were fewer candidates to start out, we would likely not be looking at Trump vs. Clinton.

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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Post by assdef » Fri Jul 08, 2016 12:05 am

Sure you can, if you want to waste your vote.

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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Post by Anonymously Famous » Mon Jul 11, 2016 5:45 pm

Why do crazy snipers have to kill cops?
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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Post by assdef » Wed Jul 13, 2016 3:25 am

Because second amendment.

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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Feb 02, 2017 2:02 pm

Because it's a tick that has lips.


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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Post by Anonymously Famous » Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:28 pm

In RGB notation, blue is 0000FF, which makes its size 255.

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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Post by Uly » Thu Feb 02, 2017 9:07 pm

Anonymously Famous wrote:In RGB notation, blue is 0000FF, which makes its size 255.

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Firefly. Can't wait for season two.

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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Post by Anonymously Famous » Thu Feb 02, 2017 11:29 pm

Amazon sells durable forks.

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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Feb 03, 2017 9:14 am

Step 1: get twice as much sleep as you need
Step 2: sell half the amount of sleep you have
Step 3: ??????
Step 4: PROFIT


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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Post by Uly » Fri Feb 03, 2017 1:29 pm

put a %10 markup on your sale before it's final

where do whores go?

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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

Post by Anonymously Famous » Fri Feb 03, 2017 4:36 pm

To the bathroom. Several times a day. Just like everyone else.
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