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Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 2:35 pm
by AmazinglyASDF
Because I said so when I divided by negative zero
Why is
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:46 pm
by atomtengeralattjaro
Because of B.B.Kode.
Why is shit like
this so damn overpriced?
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 10:16 pm
by Anonymously Famous
Because if you charge it, they will pay.
Why would you give a phone to a monkey?
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 4:53 pm
by Dreams
Because you're allergic to phones.
Why would you ever use ?
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 1:45 pm
by Anonymously Famous
To disguise yourself.
Does that even work?
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 8:23 pm
by atomtengeralattjaro
it works like saying "no, you're getting mugged!" (also, that was not a valid stupid question!)
Who will win, the badbyes or the goodbyes?
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 1:34 pm
by Anonymously Famous
Good always triumphs.
If there is no such thing as a stupid question, how do emus fly in Antarctica?
Edit: The transparent thing does work. Interesting...
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 1:18 pm
by atomtengeralattjaro
They do it by [insert biological jargon here]. Except when a yeti throws them with high velocity, of course.
How come?
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 2:29 pm
by Anonymously Famous
By asserting one's individuality, of course.
What now?
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 5:34 pm
by atomtengeralattjaro
"Now" cannot be referenced with the word "what", because "now" refers to a relative moment in time, whereas "what" is supposed to refer to an object, and as we all know, a moment in time is not an object.
What color is yestertomorrow?
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2012 4:45 am
by Anonymously Famous
Yellow, because "stertomorr" = "ll".
Where is there?
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 10:38 am
by atomtengeralattjaro
Only if W==t, otherwise no way.
Why can't my speakers speak?
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 2:19 pm
by Anonymously Famous
Because they're only good at listening.
How many trained monkeys would I need to make a Hollywood blockbuster?
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 1:35 am
by erik422
As many as you see in the credits of the movie.
When does 1=2 ?
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:48 pm
by atomtengeralattjaro
Because they both like cupcakes, and enjoy long walks on the beach.
How is it possible to do something?
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 8:16 pm
by Anonymously Famous
It isn't, of course, but deception can get you pretty far.
Wooden or aluminum bat?
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:08 pm
by atomtengeralattjaro
I'd say.. flesh, bones and leather, mostly.
How do you get up late when you can't get a plate?
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:43 pm
by Anonymously Famous
It's pretty easy, I would think.
Who's on first?
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2014 6:40 pm
by Buddster
I like the sound of wooden bats hitting the ball FAR more than the aluminum.
Re: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 11:40 pm
by RandomBomb
The stooges are on first.
Who's Philtom?