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Posted: **Mon Nov 28, 2011 9:35 pm**

No, the pornographic content in this show is distracting me.

Is the answer to this question no?

Posted: **Mon Nov 28, 2011 10:03 pm**

It's both yes and no at the same time, so... maybe.

Who is the weakest link?

Posted: **Mon Nov 28, 2011 11:58 pm**

The link whom may or may not be the weakest.

Yes?

Posted: **Tue Nov 29, 2011 12:15 am**

Sure.

No?

Posted: **Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:52 pm**

I would argue that light bulbs have no right to produce children, but then again i might be wrong..

Am i wrong?

Posted: **Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:42 pm**

sandvich

Sandvich?

Posted: **Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:06 am**

In the olden days, there used to be no w, so they used a v. So yeah, sandvich!
Why does my router hate me and want to eat me alive?

Posted: **Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:44 am**

It's hungry, and it gets mad when it's hungry.

Why do character encodings confuse people?

Posted: **Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:59 pm**

Because nobody knows what they are.
Why does my school block games with firewalls, but not proxy sites?

Posted: **Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:11 pm**

Because the proxies are fireproof.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Posted: **Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:36 am**

because 786.
Why don't I want to make a question?

Posted: **Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:11 am**

Because your desire has been stolen by a thief.

Which is better: Zelda or Metroid?

Posted: **Fri Dec 02, 2011 4:53 pm**

Mario.
Should I go to class now?

Posted: **Fri Dec 02, 2011 8:46 pm**

Should pigs fly?

(Hah. Question and answer at the same time)

Posted: **Fri Dec 02, 2011 11:46 pm**

I wouldn't wanna take away their right to fly..

May I meow moe in May?

Posted: **Fri Dec 02, 2011 11:53 pm**

Sorry, only in July.

How many fingers?

Posted: **Sat Dec 03, 2011 4:04 am**

0. I cut them all off.
Strayer university. Are you? (ad)

Posted: **Sat Dec 03, 2011 7:03 am**

I am not.

This ad's for Corel PaintShop Pro X3. Is PaintShop Pro even marketable nowdays?

Posted: **Sat Dec 03, 2011 6:37 pm**

If you so imagine it to be.
Will you be my best friend?

Posted: **Sat Dec 03, 2011 7:47 pm**

I'm pretty sure you already have one.

What happens in 3 weeks?

Stupid Question, Stupid Answer