asdf forums

I swim out of the sea. Then me and my associates pay zeldaalltheway a visit to teach zeldaalltheway that zeldaalltheway should not diverge from the game. To demonstrate this point, I brutally mutilate zeldaalltheway's face with a rubber chicken to make it look like a hippo. I then proceed to run away with my pudding that ForrestKeys forgot to take.

As I see Thingerdudes walk to an airport, i climb into my 747 and fly towrds him... I crach into him take the pudding get into a space shuttle... I then fly off and hide the pudding in a satalite... Makeing sure that no trackingdevices are present, and make sure that nobodys followeing me... and! make sure that nobody has their cheats on... and then put the burnging flames of hell around the earth. Killing everybody... LOL! TRY TO GET PAST THAT!

It's good that I got the body of Bahamut keeping me alive from all of that fire. Flies towards your satellite and destroys it leaving you into the space without no air and the temperature that is so cold. Flying away and finds my own galaxy.

I summon Alexander and destroy Bahamut, then I steal the pudding from you...

asdf didn't like me diverging from the game, and he/she/it gives me another chance
i get teleported to where shai is, armed with a tree branch to throw at him and take the pudding
i then find an airport and find a way to get into that indestructible black box to hide from you all

(friend's idea, he'll join soon)

I reveal myself to be Chuck Norris. I roundhouse kick your box and take the pudding.

dam, it's one waekness!
luckily, i survived, and shot enough missiles at you to make you drop the pudding so i can take it

Somekind of ship destroys Alexander's wings.. Bahamut fires a big fireball and destroys Alexander. "Where's my pudding?" I said. I ran after zeldaalltheway and tickles him so he would give me the pudding back.

I take the pudding. and it was so awesome that it is indescribable. I take the pudding and run.

Grabs ThingerDudes' legs and tickles his/her/it's feet. Takes the pudding and flies away.

I run up to forrest keys, and with the power of heavy metal on my side, I overload your brain with its awesomeness... Then I run away... and keep runing and running and running.... then I reach the end of eternity... Where common matter does not exist anymore... I get destroyed along with the pudding..............




but then time reverses 2 years...

and you end up right in front of me, and i say

"ohhh! pudding! gimme!"

and i take it while you are still getting over going back in time

I trip zeldaalltheway over. Tickles him till he cries and takes the pudding climbing up the tree and cuddles with it.

I take out my ramming cow and ram the tree until it is so rammed that you have to get off the rammed tree. I then take out my pudding fetching giraffe and it takes the pudding away from you then brings it to me.

I jump on my ostrich and it bites your hair, giving you unbeliveable pain surrendering the pudding to me.

I kick your ostrich in the neck and use it as a mace to whack you. I then take the pudding.

I walk away... to WAL MART! Im gonna make my own...

(Not trying to defeat porpus)



(I know that was spelled wrong)

i use purple cookies to distract ThingerDudes and take the pudding, seeing as Blargen didn't

COOKIE!!!!!! *nomnomnomnom*
I have regained my hp and got exp.
ThingerDudes leveled up!
ThingerDudes learned POST!
ThingerDudes used POST!
but it had no effect....

screw this I just take the pudding after I throw an apricot in zeldaalltheway's face that exploded.

Throws an ostrich egg on ThingerDudes. Knocks him out. Takes the pudding and runs away.