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I refuse and send you to the pound.

Sadend and enraged with anger, I break out and shove a jagged sword through your beating heart.

I Take the pudding from Velkon's dead body, revive him and make him do the thriller dance sequence.

I take the pudding while Keja watches the thriller dance sequence...

*hums along to the music*

*Jumps on Shai screaming "OPPAI!" and then runs as fast as I could holding the pudding with joy.*

*throws a rock at ForrestKeys to knock him out, and take the pudding*

(yay 40th post)

I spawn an army of dangerous undead purple corn and send to attack zeldaalltheway, while I sneak around to steal the pudding.

once I recover from the attack of the purple corn, I go on a month long search for ThingerDudes. when I find him, I wait till he puts down the pudding then I run away with it

*Stands behind zeldaalltheway while my head is bleeding. You can see the brain mass from the hole. Making a smiling psycho face. Screams "[Cencored by Shai'tan]" but does not do it. Scares zeldaalltheway and ThingerDude. Both run into a trap I made. Then I fetch the pudding. Running away with the pudding and my psycho smile.*

i steal your psycho smile and while you're dauntedly searching for your smile, i steal the pudding.

while you are laughing at your victory i throw a stick at the back of your head, then claim my prize

I replace the pudding with a pudding-shaped bomb before you can grab it, and I take the pudding, while you take the bomb, and it explodes in your face.

i replace me with a me shaped doll, and quietly sneak away the pudding when your not looking

Takes a body splash on zeldaalltheway from a tree. Kicks him in the guts and runs away with the pudding to the mountains.

I invent a super powerful and accurate gravity gun, and I aim it at the mountain and turn it upside down and shake it until the pudding falls out. I take the pudding while still holding the mountain captive and ForrestKeys along with it.

While being a prisoner under ThingerDudes command, I learned "Shunpo" or Flash Step. I Shunpo'd away from the mountain and landed on ThingerDudes shoulders taking his gravity gun using it against him and then I take the pudding for myself. Pudding<3

i find a freeze ray and freeze the gravity gun, causing the mountain to fall on ThingerDudes and ForrestKeys. the pudding miraculously survived and bounced out from under the mountain, so i go pick it up

Good thing is that I Shunpo'd in the right time. I was so fast that no one could see where I went. I took the freeze ray to freeze zeldaalltheways's feet to the ground. Then I took the pudding and blowing the smoke from the freeze ray. *Walks very awesome, just like in the movies*

I time travel to the past using my handy dandy time machine watch thinger and go back to the time when this thread was created, and I take the pudding then and replace the pudding with a replica. All this time, you have been fighting over a false pudding. I keep time travelling so that no one will find me with the pudding.