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My hill. No idea why.

I sheepify you with my magic sheepstick and lure you towards a cliff near the hill. You forgot that you are already a sheep and that you can fly, your fluffy exterior didnt save you.

I'm the king of the hill.

I kill you for being so rediculous. My hillz.

My stoned state of mind crushes your brain.
My Hill.

I om nom nom your face. My hill.

It was all a hallucination because I was high. I punch you in the nose, and you fall off the hill.
My Hill.

I'm not a shark and punching me in the nose has no effect.
*Rawrs on you*
Rawr

Mah hill nublietta.

I fart and the smell burns your nostrils, making you topple off the hill.
My hill.

I call a turtle to eat you fart, and slowly and painfully kill you.
All Your Hill Are Belong To Us.

Flying Sheep wrote:I'm not a shark and punching me in the nose has no effect.
*Rawrs on you*
Rawr

Mah hill nublietta.

I belched out a lol at this post, it kinda got out of hand and went supersonic. All your heads asploded.

My hill.

I BUY the hill... NOW ITS MINE IN LAW!!!

You sold it to me... NOW ITS MINE IN LAW!!!

I STOLE the hill. NOW IT'S MINE NOT IN LAW!

I evict all of you, it's my hill now.

I pwn you. My hill.

I touch you inappropriately, my hill now.

I'm gonna use that against you tomorrow. My hill.

Boom! headshot! My hill.

I molest the hill, my hill, I wouldn't touch that if I were you.

I wrap the hill in gladwrap, and spray it in Glen 20 disinfectant spray. My hill.