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bjrocks1 runs back into the room, and sees Yoshi right near Gamma. He charges, before realising that Yoshi isn't attacking, so he sheathed his sword.
"What's happening?" he asks

(bjrocks1, there is no more room. Yoshi blasted apart the whole building.)
"Hey. Yoshi was freed from JKL;'s control. Speaking of JKL;, we need to find the cookie. Let's go."
Gamma gets up to leave.

I'm sorry, I didn't read all of your fight. I can atleast walk in through a lone standing door frame, right?
"Cool, one step closer to claiming the cookie. Did you manage to gain any information while under JKL;'s control?" bjrocks1 asks

"Yeah," replied Yoshi, "Apparently there isn't just one whole cookie. There's actually parts of them over the JKL; kingdoms."

My character took the time to go to court and officially change his name to BJ, just because I can't be bothered conitnuously typing "bjrocks1".
"So we need to get the part of the cookie from this castle? Sounds fun," BJ says, "Do you know where this castle's part is?"

"I never was able to find that out," Yoshi replied, "And there's still the one known as Slugmaw to deal with, so let's go." While they walked, Yoshi pondered the new abilities he gained. It's a nice gift to have this kind of magic but I never wanted this. I only wanted to journey as a normal wanderer, questing for glory. He sighed, then continued thinking, It looks like I'll have to learn to use this, like how I learnt to use my super form. Hmm...I wonder what abilities I've gained?

"Slagmaw shouldn't be too difficult, he should still be under those cookies. They probably snapped as he tried escaping, so more would appear. Also, if he tried eating his way out, let's say his gut ain't gonna be pretty..." BJ says, as he begins walking back towards the guy he tied up behind a barrel. He cut the ropes, then said: "I told you I wouldn't forget. Slagmaw is essentially done for, and Yoshi is back with us. You have three choices: Tell us where the cookie part in this castle is, help us defeat Slagmaw, or run away."
"Try the castle towers, they are easier to defend from the common invading swordfighter..." the guard started.
"Good thing that I'm no common swordfighter then. You can leave," BJ said, and no sooner than he had finished the last word, the guard was gone, leaving a cloud of dust from where he was. "OK, you guys take Slagmaw, you stand a better chance against him than I do. I'm going to start checking out these towers that are said to have the cookie part. I probably have a greater fighting chance in them, as the spiral stairs would leave you little room to dodge. I will meet up with you back here if I find the part, or you can look for me if you defeat Slagmaw before I finish," BJ explained; "Sound good?"

The common swordsman is normally right handed, and towers in castles were constructed so that an attacking swordsman would not be able to slash because of the central pillar to his right. Left handers however, are fine to climb these towers. I guess it's a good thing I'm ambidextrous with somethings, just not writing...

"All good," Yoshi replied and Yoshi and Gamma left for the main castle hall. "Gamma, stay behind. If you couldn't get me out of JKL;'s control, you've got no chance against this guy." Before Gamma could say anything, Yoshi dashed out and sped out of site into the throne room. Time to finish what I tried to start, he thought as he used another unique ability he picked up under his evil time, disintegrating all the cookies there but one, just in case. Yoshi chuckled then talked to Slagmaw, "Heh. Slagmaw...did you think you could keep me under JKL;'s power? Think again!" Before Slagmaw could react, Yoshi turned super and managed, in one swift blast, to damage the JKL; king enough to almost kill him. Yoshi thought of the turn of events and farewelled Slagmaw, "Goodbye. Hope JKL; doesn't miss me much. Oh, and, by the way, you may've seemed strong before, but now, you seem too weak," and summoned an unusual blade, another new skill, one that managed to part Slagmaw's head from his body in one swift strike. He then hurried back to Gamma and said, "He done for. Now to find the cookie part."

"Are you sure?" asks Gamma.
The throne room rocks.
"You know, I have this funny feeling he's not."
Gamma turns around towards the room.
The ceiling blasts off, and Slagmaw comes out the top, with two heads.
"Woah, why on earth does he have two heads?!" yells Gamma.
"In any case, we need to detain him. Gamma pushes outwards, and the four walls of the enormous room collapse on the huge demon.
"Alright, I don't think we should try to kill him again..."

"Grr!!! I'LL CRUSH YOU, SLAGMAW!" Yoshi yelled and, before Gamma could do anything, charged up to Slagmaw and pummeled him while he tried to summon a silver sword. I should've gone for the heart before, but now, I'll make certain he dies! Only then he noticed he never got out of super form. It didn't matter too much to him and he stabbed straight and true, right into Slagmaw's heart. "DIE!!!" screamed Yoshi.

Slagmaw looks down at Yoshi, with a mildly surprised expression. He stumbles slightly, then lifts his head and screams, a loud, rending scream. Then he explodes into a million small, grey pieces. In the center is a third of a huge cookie. Gamma steps back slightly as it falls to the ground. Judging by the size, the entire cookie must be at least six feet in diameter.
"Wow. Just, wow." says Gamma softly.
He walks over the the piece and picks it up. It radiates with ASDFey power.
"So we did need to defeat Slagmaw..."
Gamma puts the cookie bit down and turns toward Yoshi, who had fallen to the ground. He picks him up, and casts a reviving spell.
"Hey, there. Turns out that Slagmaw had the cookie piece inside of him. Weird, huh?"

"I had a hunch," Yoshi said, "since he was stupid yet powerful." He shifted back to normal form, hardly stumbling, thanks to his JKL; inherited power. He stared for a moment at the dead king. Hmm... "Yoshi, it's time to go," said Gamma. While he walked out, Yoshi silently thanked Slagmaw for his extra powers, then left the direction of Gamma.

"Well, we'd better go tell bjrocks1 that he's looking for the cookie in the wrong place."
Gamma picks up the piece and hands it to Yoshi as they walk out.
"You killed Slagmaw, so you get to carry it. Even though it's not complete, it should boost your abilities even further. BenBen left us earlier because he didn't know what the complete cookie did. I think I'll tell you. It's a six-foot-tall cookie that can control the universe. Yeah, control the universe. Pretty powerful."

"Heh," Yoshi said. "It should help me keep in super form for longer...I should give it a better name then super form..." Sometimes, Yoshi ponders unusual things.

BJ begins scaling a tower, holding his sword left handed as he slashed and stabbed through rows of guards. He reached the top and found a locked chest. He drove the point of one of the dead guards swords into it, and pried open the lock. The sword snapped as he opened it. "Good thing it was a rental... Why am I makingjokes at a time like this?" He asks himself. He grabs a roll of paper and unfurls it. There is three X's on the map in red. One of them is here, so these miust be cookie parts..." BJ thinks aloud, before he began his descent. He paused to grab some stuff from a guard. He pulled a chainmail shirt and some leggings from a guard, and put them on under his clothers. He then liberated a longword with scabbard, which he hung diagonally over his back. Once he leaves the tower. He draws the longsword in his left hand, and the shortsword in his right. "It's kinda awkward, but I need more force in the short sword, so I can utilise the hilt," he said, before heading to the next tower. He saw Yoshi and Gamma approaching, so he decided to join up and share his discovery. "Hey guys, how was Slagmaw? I found a map that has three marks on it. I think they are the cookie locations."

meanwhile at ASDF castle bunchie spy had decided that the bird he was trying to communicate with was ignoring him " I dislike things that don't acknowledge my existence " thought bunchie spy as flashbacks poured into his mind about the place he had originated from before he had coalesced into being in this world where things were meant to exist " nonexistence is a fate worse than death nothingness is a place where beings fade in and out of existence having no effect on anything no awareness and no consciousness " thought bunchie spy " I was a lucky one I was able to gain consciousness and escape " bunchie spy continued to reminisce he then looked at the pitch black glove on his right hand as he said " my right to exist is in this glove made of magiks " he then looked to his left glove " the memories of beings that never-were and their only link to existence is in this white glove " said bunchie spy.

A few moments passed and a little kid said to its mother " why does that guy have no face " the mother replied with " stay away from it that's a shade they hate humans" to this bunchie spy thought "shades do not possess the motivation to hate people we just scare them because shades like me are living shadows and all humans have a primal fear of the dark and what they can't see" after that thought bunchie spy remembered the person he had seen before so he walked up to him and asked "hello what is your name , what are you doing here and what are your thoughts on pie charts in relation to fish"

As BJ was further analysing the map, he heard movement behind him. He turned around, and saw nothing, so he walked off, leaving the map with Gamma and Yoshi, to have a look. He found a guard around the cornre. The guard saw him and began charging, so BJ ran away from the guard, but slow enough for the guard to gain on him. BJ sprinted as he neared a wall, drew his shortsword, leapt at the wall, kicked off into a backflip, hooked the hilt of his blade onto a pole, before swinging round to kick the guard in the back of the head. The guard's face slammed into the wall, and he fell to the ground. He sheathed his sword before rejoining Yoshi and Gamma.

(Bunchie, the hawk will try to communicate with you telepathically and ask what is going on. Also, JKL; soldiers should be attacking soon.)

Gamma watches BJ approach.
"Hi. Turns out that the cookie piece wasn't in the tower? I'm not surpised. We found it in Slagmaw's chest."
Looking at both Yoshi and BJ, he says, "Since we don't need to poke around here anymore, we should leave. I think that we should head towards the other cookie pieces, not try to help ASDF castle. Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you. JKL; has sent a small army to attack ASDF castle. BenBen is there, but I doubt he'll help either side. BJ, see if you can find a case for that map."

(Something I just wanna say...I'm confused with the last two posts. BJ says we're looking at the map while Gamma then asks if he found a map. I'm confused. Any help for me to get back on track?)

(Yeah... sorry about that. Completely my fault.)