The Story of Schwa: Preveiw

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The Story of Schwa: Preveiw

Post by klinscy » Thu Jan 19, 2012 9:08 pm

Ever wonder what happened to Schwa?
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The Story of Schwa: Preveiw

Post by klinscy » Thu Jan 19, 2012 9:13 pm

PLEASE! Do not copy or steal. You can make suggestions though! :mrgreen:

Schwa came into existence at the same time as ASDF, and JKL;. He experienced the chaos along with the rest of the letters, and fell into place when the keyboard was created, just above F7. He was there because of his neutrality in all matters. A diary of his friend Nyay was discovered recently by ASDFoligists. It reads...

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The First day
Today I came into existence. I was inside a glass tube. I was totally oblivious to all, other than the tube for a long time, and in that time, thoughts and knowledge were poured into my mind, along with knowledge. Then the tube opened and the gel surrounding me drained into the floor. I was terrified! ALL I HAD KNOWN HAD DISSAPEARED!!! I took my first breath, and then pressed my back against the wall of the tube.
“We won’t hurt you, said one of the figures.” He was my creator, which I knew because of the knowledge given to me. I knew his name was Schwa, but he introduced himself anyway. “Hello, my name is Schwa; you are in the _______ section of the land of Kayabord, and this is Jakayll. Although I unwillingly created you, JKL; will be your master. You must obey him or face the worst punishments in his arsenal.” Implanted images flashed through my mind of screaming people and them being subjected to the worst of tortures.
"M.,, take the subject to his quarters,” said the man named JKL;.
I was lead down the halways lit only by gas lamps by the girl apparently called M.,. She was dressed in a dressed in a black dress, and was wearing a white apron and bonett. Her hair was tied in a bun. She looked at me with disdain. I then relized I was wearing only a wrap around my lower half, and for the first time felt self conciess.
After she showed me my room, which was through many winding passages, and slammed the door behind me. My room has a bed and a chair next to a shelf that came up to my waste, and on it was this diary and a pencil. I wonder what tomorrow has in store.
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Re: The Story of Schwa: Preveiw

Post by Dreams » Fri Jan 20, 2012 7:29 pm

What exactly is schwa?

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Post by Anonymously Famous » Sat Jan 21, 2012 12:39 am

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Re: The Story of Schwa: Preveiw

Post by assdef » Sun Jan 22, 2012 5:32 am

Damn moderators are asleep at the wheel again. Will someone wake them up and move this to the Art section please?
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sun Jan 22, 2012 11:48 am

i'm awake, i'm awake.. *yawn* umm, i was too lazy to read this.

moved to Art, left shadow topic in General.

Did not take the liberty to correct typo in title.
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Re: The Story of Schwa: Preveiw

Post by klinscy » Sun Jan 22, 2012 12:28 pm

Shcwa is the little upside down e in dictionarys. the book ones. If you look at enough pronunciation guides you'll find him :)
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Re: The Story of Schwa: Preveiw

Post by Astra » Sun Jan 22, 2012 7:41 pm

Klinscy,next time I see you I am begging you for the rest.
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atomtengeralattjaro wrote:i'm awake, i'm awake.. *yawn* umm, i was too lazy to read this.
Well you should read it because (its not perfect) but its good so far.

Oh and Kinscy if you need an editor feel free to call after 9:30am because if you call any earlier I'll be asleep.

Wow that was long but now I'm done. :wink:
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Re: The Story of Schwa: Preveiw

Post by klinscy » Mon Jan 23, 2012 1:09 am

:roll: Your'e crazy Astra... This is all I've written?


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Post by Astra » Mon Jan 23, 2012 1:05 pm

Im not mad but can I still yell at you??

Well here it goes.... AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! :!:
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Re: The Story of Schwa: Preveiw

Post by klinscy » Mon Jan 23, 2012 1:15 pm

:roll: <<<< all i have to say to that
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Re: The Story of Schwa: Preveiw

Post by Astra » Mon Jan 23, 2012 1:29 pm

Iz so silly and :roll: to you
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Re: The Story of Schwa: Preveiw

Post by Dreams » Mon Jan 23, 2012 4:35 pm

OOh that's what a schwa is!!!
The schwa song:
eh eh eheheh eh e-e-e-e-e-e-eh eh eh eh

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Post by MTG09 » Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:49 am

*applause*
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Re: The Story of Schwa: Preveiw

Post by klinscy » Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:03 pm

*standing ovation*
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Post by Dreams » Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:08 pm

Thank you, eh, thank you very much!

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Post by MTG09 » Thu Jan 26, 2012 12:21 am

record it and make it an official song
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Post by Dreams » Thu Jan 26, 2012 1:37 pm

It's goin on youtube.

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Post by Astra » Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:11 pm

COOL!! Send me the link to that video!
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Post by MTG09 » Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:42 pm

me 2
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