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Yessir!!

*fetches pipe*

keja wrote:Good. Now fetch my pipe!

My pipe will be better than Squat's. It's chocolate.

*eats DS' pipe*

yum, yum.

asdfkumquat wrote:*eats DS' pipe*

yum, yum.

Oh that's the poisoned pipe decoy I left out to fool theives.

*collapses on the floor*

I shouldn't have been a thief... and you spelled thieves wrong.

I before e, except when spelling "theif" or "theives.

Aw no!

My kitteh Sugar is planing evil deeds...

You named your evil kitteh Sugar?


*snickers*

Sugar? really?

I think Sugar is a nice name for my cat. She's a really beutifull cat.

Yes you just want to hug her.

I'm allergic to cats. But I like cats.
We're gonna dig a fish pond today.

asdfkumquat wrote:I'm allergic to cats. But I like cats.
We're gonna dig a fish pond today.

As you do on your average Friday afternoon.

Nah, it's actually the first pond I've ever dug. I used to be in jail digging pits all the time, so it didn't take that long. I have experience. It's nice being away from jail.

asdfkumquat wrote:Nah, it's actually the first pond I've ever dug. I used to be in jail digging pits all the time, so it didn't take that long. I have experience. It's nice being away from jail.

That's pleasant to know.

I was sad in jail. Eventually, they had to put me in solitary confinement because of my constant talk of Mexican food and having a lot of mental breakdowns. I went into a coma all by myself and, two years later, I find myself living a normal life.

asdfkumquat wrote:I was sad in jail. Eventually, they had to put me in solitary confinement because of my constant talk of Mexican food and having a lot of mental breakdowns. I went into a coma all by myself and, two years later, I find myself living a normal life.

Yes ... what a great life you have.

I do have a great life.

asdfkumquat wrote:I do have a great life.

asdf must have chosen you to be one of the next royals.

Really? I wouldn't think I'm fit for royalty... Although I'm a good leader. But isn't it just having to followal a bunch of rules and wearing these fancy clothes and stuff? I hope not. I prefer to be the person I am and not what other people think royalty should be. Besides, there's a lot of responsibility behind that and I would not like to lead my country through wars or plagues. I'm not saying asdf was wrong, but I prefer to stay right where I am, at the near bottom of the social pyramid...