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Re: I'll motivate you
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 2:19 am
by cyan
A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey. Turn up the music, I can't hear it."
The bartender turns up the music and says, "What? I can't hear you!"
I made that up. Hehe
Re: I'll motivate you
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:12 pm
by assdef
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. The neutron asks the bartender, "How much do I owe you?" The bartender says, "For you? No charge."
Re: I'll motivate you
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 9:05 pm
by Ml08180
what about me? am I chargedd?
Re: I'll motivate you
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 11:13 pm
by keja
Did you hear about the Irishman who threw a brick at the ground? He missed!
Re: I'll motivate you
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 12:18 am
by cyan
I went to the St. Patrick's Parade today. It was the 37th annual one, I think. I saw the Ancient Order of Hibernians, I hugged Elvis and a giant red penguin (from 21C), I shook hands with Winnie the Pooh, and screamed at everything else.
Re: I'll motivate you
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 12:41 am
by lil timmy
Ohh god, your one of those people.
Re: I'll motivate you
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:06 am
by Ml08180
I hate Irish stereotypes. They make me so mad, after I finish this drink I'm gonna go start a fight.
Re: I'll motivate you
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:56 pm
by assdef
And then eat potatoes! Yum!
Re: I'll motivate you
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:57 pm
by cyan
Taters make me smile.
Re: I'll motivate you
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:08 pm
by Sora
Taytors.
Re: I'll motivate you
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:55 pm
by keja
Ml08180 wrote:I hate Irish stereotypes. They make me so mad, after I finish this drink I'm gonna go start a fight.
Not until you've finished paving this highway Paddy!
Re: I'll motivate you
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:00 am
by qwertzuiop
Re: I'll motivate you
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:12 pm
by keja
Why isn't she being hit in the face?
Re: I'll motivate you
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:13 pm
by Sora
Because you wanted it to.
Re: I'll motivate you
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:15 pm
by keja
Could you try that again and make sense this time? That's a good lad.
Re: I'll motivate you
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:16 pm
by Sora
No
Re: I'll motivate you
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:17 pm
by keja
Then will you kindly leave?
Re: I'll motivate you
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:19 pm
by Sora
Nope.
Re: I'll motivate you
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:24 pm
by keja
Then you must make some sense.
Re: I'll motivate you
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:08 pm
by assdef
I make lots of ¢. Here, have some ¢:
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