I'll motivate you

[cyan]

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey. Turn up the music, I can't hear it."
The bartender turns up the music and says, "What? I can't hear you!"

I made that up. Hehe

[assdef]

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. The neutron asks the bartender, "How much do I owe you?" The bartender says, "For you? No charge."

[Ml08180]

what about me? am I chargedd?

[keja]

Did you hear about the Irishman who threw a brick at the ground? He missed!

[cyan]

I went to the St. Patrick's Parade today. It was the 37th annual one, I think. I saw the Ancient Order of Hibernians, I hugged Elvis and a giant red penguin (from 21C), I shook hands with Winnie the Pooh, and screamed at everything else.

[lil timmy]

Ohh god, your one of those people.

[Ml08180]

I hate Irish stereotypes. They make me so mad, after I finish this drink I'm gonna go start a fight.

[assdef]

And then eat potatoes! Yum!

[cyan]

Taters make me smile.

[Sora]

Taytors.

[keja]

I hate Irish stereotypes. They make me so mad, after I finish this drink I'm gonna go start a fight.

Not until you've finished paving this highway Paddy!

[qwertzuiop]

life of an irish woman:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxp-wd2U ... re=related[/youtube]

[keja]

Why isn't she being hit in the face?

[Sora]

Because you wanted it to.

[keja]

Could you try that again and make sense this time? That's a good lad.

[Sora]

No

[keja]

Then will you kindly leave?

[Sora]

Nope.

[keja]

Then you must make some sense.

[assdef]

I make lots of ¢. Here, have some ¢:

¢