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That's a fast growing foot. Did you put it on foot steroids?

No but I did spend an hour everyday stretching the skin.

Eew. That would only make your foot's skin more flexible, not make your foot any bigger. It would make it saggy and floppy though. That's probably the outcome you wanted, wasn't it?

asdfkumquat wrote:Eew. That would only make your foot's skin more flexible, not make your foot any bigger. It would make it saggy and floppy though. That's probably the outcome you wanted, wasn't it?

Of course.

That's what everyone wants these days. I never had my feet bound, but I never stretched out the skin either. I didn't even grow grass on it to make it look like it does now. Natural beauty.

The secret to a third degree burned foot is a walk across hot coals twice a day.

I would've never guessed!

Don't forget the hot-oil cream. A secret formula designed by the great Indian fakirs to put the blisters on your feet.

o.O

Nice scroll.

well i can get views to all of my eggs

I honestly don't know who clicks on those things. People do though.

how do you know? my dino actually got too many views. a normal adult has 3,000 views (stage 4), and my hatchling dino has 3,700 (stage 2)

How do I know what?

I did that thing once and I will never do it again. My adult got like 2 views and my other egg died...

asdfkumquat wrote:I did that thing once and I will never do it again. My adult got like 2 views and my other egg died...

Give me a hug. Some people are just not made for living.

*hugs DS*

Better? I understand, I am not alive either.

Us granite countertops really have no place in the Human's world, do we?

Us Humans really have no place in ASDF's world, do we?

Like I went to the bar and the said "sorry we don't serve granite countertops" and I was like "but I ordered smoked salmon" and they were like "Go away you hurted my kitten" and I was like "GET YOUR OWN DARN CHOPSTICKS".