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Yes, the superior Briton.

i thought you were Welsh..

Haven't I previously stated that I am not very good at singing?

Why not stick with "Human"?

Because the English are proud to be distinguished as a great race of inventors!

We invented the English language, used in the first ever telephone call. We invented football, the worlds most poular sport. We invented rugby and cricket, two commonwealth favourites.

We invented the actor who played Darth Vader, and the actor who plays House.

We invented the Welsh-bestiality rumour, which we mention to every Welshman we meet (except Tom Jones)

We invented Briton, so we could claim the Welsh and Scottish Achievements as our own.

We invented America, a great source of jovial enjoyment for everyone.

We invented the full English breakfast, the breakfast for men!

We did not accomplish these great feats by sitting on our ass all day, oh no.

We did it by sitting on our Arse!

did you also invent fantabulously large egos?

Didn't those things just happen because of the opportunities you British had?

The other people in world were leaving peacefully.

ForrestKeys wrote:Didn't those things just happen because of the opportunities you British had?

The other people in world were leaving peacefully.

You make your own opportunities.

And the English people were like from everywhere.