i am a gurdian

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Re: i am a gurdian

Post by keja » Sat Dec 26, 2009 12:05 pm

Yes, the superior Briton.
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Re: i am a gurdian

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sat Dec 26, 2009 4:24 pm

i thought you were Welsh..
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Re: i am a gurdian

Post by keja » Sat Dec 26, 2009 4:51 pm

Haven't I previously stated that I am not very good at singing?
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Re: i am a gurdian

Post by ForrestKeys » Sat Dec 26, 2009 9:11 pm

Why not stick with "Human"?
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Re: i am a gurdian

Post by keja » Sun Dec 27, 2009 1:16 am

Because the English are proud to be distinguished as a great race of inventors!

We invented the English language, used in the first ever telephone call. We invented football, the worlds most poular sport. We invented rugby and cricket, two commonwealth favourites.

We invented the actor who played Darth Vader, and the actor who plays House.

We invented the Welsh-bestiality rumour, which we mention to every Welshman we meet (except Tom Jones)

We invented Briton, so we could claim the Welsh and Scottish Achievements as our own.

We invented America, a great source of jovial enjoyment for everyone.

We invented the full English breakfast, the breakfast for men!

We did not accomplish these great feats by sitting on our ass all day, oh no.

We did it by sitting on our Arse!
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Re: i am a gurdian

Post by ThingerDudes » Sun Dec 27, 2009 1:25 am

did you also invent fantabulously large egos? :P
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Re: i am a gurdian

Post by ForrestKeys » Sun Dec 27, 2009 1:53 am

Didn't those things just happen because of the opportunities you British had?

The other people in world were leaving peacefully.
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Re: i am a gurdian

Post by keja » Sun Dec 27, 2009 2:18 am

ForrestKeys wrote:Didn't those things just happen because of the opportunities you British had?

The other people in world were leaving peacefully.
You make your own opportunities.
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Re: i am a gurdian

Post by ForrestKeys » Sun Dec 27, 2009 2:27 am

And the English people were like from everywhere.
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